WWAW the worlds first faggot?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Wouldn't there have to have been two of the first ones simultaneously? Because how do you know if it's gay if there's not another dude fucking you?

Exactly, two dudes brainstormed an assfucking. Im guessing as an experiment, coz when humans are bored, why not right?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Prank gone wrong

 

[guest]

Prank gone wrong

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to slapass

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Prank gone wrong

More like prank gone right. Amiritefellas

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I would have sucked Alexander The Great's pringle can, just because he was such a great figure you know, have to show my appreciation somehow.

 

[guest]

I would have sucked Alexander The Great's pringle can, just because he was such a great figure you know, have to show my appreciation somehow.

Oh my!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

@CarolMaxheinie is not the worlds first faggot, and he won't be the last, but he is our faggot dammit!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

They found a caveman with a sabretooth fang up his ass. Bazingaaaaa.

But seriously folksch, dont it make ya think? Please have your 3000 word assignments ready for Monday people.

The Oldest Known Gay Man?

Archaelogists have uncovered what they believe to be the remains of the first-known gay, or transgender, prehistoric man.

abcnews.go.com

Not car crashing your post but the topic of the article is ridiculous. These people need to get their perverted fingers into everything.

This is pretty hilarious though:

An oval, egg-shaped container, usually associated with female burials, was also found at the feet of the skeleton.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Not car crashing your post but the topic of the article is ridiculous. These people need to get their perverted fingers into everything.

This is pretty hilarious though:

An oval, egg-shaped container, usually associated with female burials, was also found at the feet of the skeleton.

Haha in a thousand years theyll dig up cumia and find a worn vibrating egg up his ass

 

[CowManager]

He was just a coward, so they buried him with womens shit to mock him. Of course the kike news spins caveman shit to promote transgenderism

they take every opportunity they can to insert faggotry into history

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Maybe he had to pick the tooth up with his butt cheeks as a goof

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Wouldn't there have to have been two of the first ones simultaneously? Because how do you know if it's gay if there's not another dude fucking you?

If I raped you, would you consider yourself a faggot?

or me the faggot and a real jerk?

 

[Imager]

Maybe he had to pick the tooth up with his butt cheeks as a goof

Or maybe he died doing what he loved

 

[TomFromNawlins]

You do realize the Greek and Romans where ‘gay’ as fuck right? But they didn’t see it as gay back then.

Yeah just look at their idea of “wrestling.”

 

[Uncle Floyd]

There's a device we would could use when embalming a body called an A/V plug. Anal/Vaginal. If the body had a particularly leaky orifice, we'd screw this up in there to keep the fluuuuids from trickling out. Most of us avoided using the Dildo of the Dead - because it's fucking weird - and just put plastic garments on and taped up the legs and waist shut. Maybe Dead Flintstone had ass cancer so they shoved it up there to keep the retched, rotten stench from pouring out.

 

[RacistPigeon]

So faggotry has been around for a long tim, still doesn’t mean it should be tolerated