WWAW the worlds first faggot?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

They found a caveman with a sabretooth fang up his ass. Bazingaaaaa.

But seriously folksch, dont it make ya think? Please have your 3000 word assignments ready for Monday people.

The Oldest Known Gay Man?

Archaelogists have uncovered what they believe to be the remains of the first-known gay, or transgender, prehistoric man.

abcnews.go.com

 

[NortheastPhilly]

He was just a coward, so they buried him with womens shit to mock him. Of course the kike news spins caveman shit to promote transgenderism

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I was halfway through typing exactly what NortheastPhilly said when he posted. I'll add maybe his wife wore the pants in the family and his friends did this as a joke.

 

[guest]

Why the fuck is this a surprise? Faggotry is as old as humanity itself.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

But Im thinking to myself, between fighting the harsh weather, struggling for food and shelter, fighting off creatures, fighting each other for territory, when did a guy think to himself “hey while were waitin it out for this sabretooth to leave, how about you stick your cock up my ass?”

I mean not only did he have to pose the question, some other dude actually agreed.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Probably just a dude who died from when a sabertooth tiger bit him on the ass and he bled out. Reminds me of this

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

So as his dying act he shoved a sabertooth fang up his asshole? It was most likely put there as some form of humiliation in death.

 

[guest]

Probably just a dude who died from when a sabertooth tiger bit him on the ass and he bled out. Reminds me of this

You do realize the Greek and Romans where ‘gay’ as fuck right? But they didn’t see it as gay back then.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

You do realize the Greek and Romans where ‘gay’ as fuck right? But they didn’t see it as gay back then.

More like Pomgeii.

 

[Hoolies]

Why the fuck is this a surprise? Faggotry is as old as humanity itself.

My gay Slavic ancestors didn't even show in the area til like the 6th century, these sissies must've already taken a club to the dome from some German leather queers passing through earlier. It's just parallel assfucking.

 

[guest]

My gay Slavic ancestors didn't even show in the area til like the 6th century, these sissies must've already taken a club to the dome from some German leather queers passing through earlier. It's just parallel assfucking.

Being ‘gay’ back then, in the time of the ancient Greeks, ( the concept really didn’t exist back then) actually showed you were the alpha male, at least if you were the top. Fucking men back then was seen as more pure as fucking women, who were seen as lesser beings only good for producing children.

 

[guest]

Imagine you're someone growing up wanting to be an archaeologist once...and now you're in your 30s doing whatever it is you're doing. Wouldnt this sort of story be infuriating to you, since it mocks the discipline you wanted to once pursue as being nothin more than a tool that can be twisted to fit the agenda d'jure?

I think they time these offensively revolutionary things exactly long apart, so that person with archaeology dreams is already too old and sucked into the matrix, to warn younger generations, that their field is pozzd or about to.

Apply it to any industry, field, idea, etc.

 

[Meownaw]

Imagine you're someone growing up wanting to be an archaeologist once...and now you're in your 30s doing whatever it is you're doing. Wouldnt this sort of story be infuriating to you, because it mocks the discipline you wanted to pursuit, as being nothin more than a tool that can be twisted to fit the agenda da'jure?

I think they time these offensively revolutionary things exactly long apart, so that person with archaeology dreams is already too old and sucked into the matrix, to warn younger generations, that their field is pozzd or about to.

They have infected everything with the gay. Not even an exaggeration at this point.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Being ‘gay’ back then, in the time of the ancient Greeks, ( the concept really didn’t exist back then) actually showed you were the alpha male, at least if you were the top. Fucking men back then was seen as more pure as fucking women, who were seen as lesser beings only good for producing children.

That shit happens modern day as well. Aghans fuck younger boys and some african tribes have gay rituals to come into manhood. I think its the Xhosa tribe that eat man cum. Its really fucked up.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

That shit happens modern day as well. Aghans fuck younger boys and some african tribes have gay rituals to come into manhood. I think its the Xhosa tribe that eat man cum. Its really fucked up.

Sorry i got my niggers wrong, they are papa new guinean

History of Yesterday: Uncovering the Events That Shaped Our World

History of Yesterday delves into the rich tapestry of our past to uncover the people, events, and cultures that have shaped the world we know today.

historyofyesterday.com

I would only ever drink cum if you guys hazed me into it.

 

[guest]

Being ‘gay’ back then, in the time of the ancient Greeks, ( the concept really didn’t exist back then) actually showed you were the alpha male, at least if you were the top. Fucking men back then was seen as more pure as fucking women, who were seen as lesser beings only good for producing children.

So the ancient world was like the show Oz?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

So the ancient world was like the show Oz?

Looks like it was one big sausage fest. Were any cavebitches even gettin the D?

 

[guest]

So the ancient world was like the show Oz?

Yeah, that’s a pretty good analogy.

 

[guest]

Wouldn't there have to have been two of the first ones simultaneously? Because how do you know if it's gay if there's not another dude fucking you?