WWAW The Way This Chick Eats Pizza

RaggotFetard

Didn’T LisTen
I had a pretentious, faggot uncle that married into the family that would eat his pizza with a knife and fork. He used to beat my aunt too. My aunt later left him, but I never forgot hearing him say some really obscene shit to my mom when she was sticking up for her sister. I was a kid, but if I ever see that guy again, I’m gonna beat him into a coma.
 
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I had a pretentious, faggot uncle that married into the family that would eat his pizza with a knife and fork. He used to beat my aunt too. My aunt later left him, but I never forgot hearing him say some really obscene shit to my mom when she was sticking up for her sister. I was a kid, but if I ever see that guy again, I’m gonna beat him into a coma.

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DiarrheaDick

Get up here and shut up!
why do you guys come across so many youtube food reviewers?




Only one I can respect for their autism
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That kid scares the absolute shit outta me. He actually made me jump in one of his videos after randomly bobbing his head to the side while maintaining eye contact with the camera. I swear he's an actual alien.
 

Riccardo Bosi

watches seasons 3-9 all the time, child.
Hah, I eat pizza like that. But only reheated pizza in the microwave, the perfect temperature is too hot to touch but not hot enough to burn the upper roof of your mouth. So you push the slice to the edge of your plate and take that first nibble like a little mouse. By the time you've chewed (thoroughly) and swallowed the rest of it has cooled down enough to pick up.
You're an arsehole who doesn't eat pizza properly.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
Vegas keeps looking more and more unappealing.

I think I might be all set on ever doing a Vegas trip, tobecompletelyhonestwitcha
Unless you have a group of rascals to make fun with, Vegas is a shithole. Guatemalan hobbits clacking escort trading cards at you from every corner, crackies and bums, pissdrunk rubes gawking at all the pretty lights, too-sugary vodka slushies served in novelty containers.
Some of the fancier casinos are cool, if you're at all into architecture or just extremely vulgar displays of wealth.
Upon further reflection, it's a shithole regardless. Can be fun with friends, though. I'm neither a gambler nor whoremonger, so maybe I'm missing the point.
 
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