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WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.

JebJoh

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Again - I want to know what you believe and why it's valid. You're incapable of understanding and answering the question and we're the stupid, damaged ones?
I told you 5 times. If you can’t understand it I can’t be any clearer than that.
 

Turry

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That’s the thesis. Just like your thesis on the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Let me explain this to you slowly - saying that I'm wrong doesn't provide a justification as to why you're right. You need to provide an alternative otherwise you're just like my kids when I tell them it's bedtime.
 

JebJoh

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Let me explain this to you slowly - saying that I'm wrong doesn't provide a justification as to why you're right.
I’m saying religions are all fake. People who believe them are stupid, damaged and/ or unstable. You can be wrong or right but based on this conversation it seems my theory is accurate
 

Turry

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You’re an atheist?
He's so smart bro that he can't even explain what he knows dude he just knows it bro and you're wrong but he won't even attempt to prove that he's right.
 

Turry

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I’m saying religions are all fake. People who believe them are stupid, damaged and/ or unstable. You can be wrong or right but based on this conversation it seems my theory is accurate
Okay now provide a justification for your argument, dummy. That means making logical arguments that back it up, not reasserting the claim ad infinitum.

"I made a thousand baseless assertions! THAT'S my argument!" lol retard
 

Jenna

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You guys know Snow White was based on the story of Jesus? Pontius Pilate considered himself the most gorgeous man alive, but then all his sources said there was a more beautiful man named Jesus walking around flipping tables in the market. Pilate was so envious he had Jesus crucified. 7 dwarfs, 12 apostles, shinkle bout it.
 

JebJoh

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They already can't stand each other on the same website.
He’s a drug addled incel ….. and he’s a midget with a low iq and personality disorders …. Can these 2 crazy religious nuts live together without driving each other crazy? Tune in next week.
Okay now provide a justification for your argument, dummy. That means making logical arguments that back it up, not reasserting the claim ad infinitum.

"I made a thousand baseless assertions! THAT'S my argument!" lol retard
you and no bacon prove it every time I see you 2 pathetic outcasts.
 

JebJoh

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You guys know Snow White was based on the story of Jesus? Pontius Pilate considered himself the most gorgeous man alive, but then all his sources said there was a more beautiful man named Jesus walking around flipping tables in the market. Pilate was so envious he had Jesus crucified. 7 dwarfs, 12 apostles, shinkle bout it.
Makes as much sense as the Jew story. This will be my new religion.
 

JebJoh

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He's so smart bro that he can't even explain what he knows dude he just knows it bro and you're wrong but he won't even attempt to prove that he's right.
I don’t need to be right, knowing how wrong and childish you are is more than enough.
 

Suetonius

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After supper drugs kicking in Jesus? Did you clean the mower and put it away first?
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Turry

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I don’t need to be right, knowing how wrong and childish you are is more than enough.
You don't need to be right in order to make a definitive statement on the wrongness of that thing?
 

Turry

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Uhhh sorry sweetie I don't need to have access to the truth to prove you're lying. That's science.
 

Jenna

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I looked up at my lord, tears starting to well in my eyes.

"Jesus, I am so very attracted to you, but gazing into your beautiful eyes makes me feel guilty. I know your dad says man shall not lay with man, yet I'm not sure I can resist the temptation of being with you."

"Fear not my child" he responded "for I am not man, I am the son of God. Now get down on your knees and start sucking this holy cock."
 

Kinderman

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I have a confession to make. I was on the little league team that @JebJoh coached. He and his son would 69 in the dugout. At the end of the season, he’d make us turn in our jock straps to him. I think he took them home and sniffed them. Weird guy.

One day I told him “Coach JebJoh, I’d be best described as an agnostic, but there’s more than enough evidence to show that Jesus was a real person. It’s weird you can’t accept that. Do a little research. Saying gay shit like Le Sky Daddy and Le Flying Spaghetti Monster makes you sound like a mouth-breathing Reddit faggot. You can’t articulate an argument other than ‘I’m much smarter than youuuu’ like a certain former author in Milwaukee. You and your son should stop having gay sex on the pitcher’s mound, it’s gross. Thanks coach!”

His response was to attempt to rape me. I didn’t let him because I’m not gay, but still.
 
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