I told you 5 times. If you can’t understand it I can’t be any clearer than that.
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WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.
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Let me explain this to you slowly - saying that I'm wrong doesn't provide a justification as to why you're right. You need to provide an alternative otherwise you're just like my kids when I tell them it's bedtime.
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You’re an atheist?
I’m saying religions are all fake. People who believe them are stupid, damaged and/ or unstable. You can be wrong or right but based on this conversation it seems my theory is accurate
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He's so smart bro that he can't even explain what he knows dude he just knows it bro and you're wrong but he won't even attempt to prove that he's right.
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Okay now provide a justification for your argument, dummy. That means making logical arguments that back it up, not reasserting the claim ad infinitum.
"I made a thousand baseless assertions! THAT'S my argument!" lol retard
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You guys know Snow White was based on the story of Jesus? Pontius Pilate considered himself the most gorgeous man alive, but then all his sources said there was a more beautiful man named Jesus walking around flipping tables in the market. Pilate was so envious he had Jesus crucified. 7 dwarfs, 12 apostles, shinkle bout it.
He’s a drug addled incel ….. and he’s a midget with a low iq and personality disorders …. Can these 2 crazy religious nuts live together without driving each other crazy? Tune in next week.
you and no bacon prove it every time I see you 2 pathetic outcasts.
Makes as much sense as the Jew story. This will be my new religion.
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Watching my black son fugg n gettin sugged the fawk awff is my axiom.
I don’t need to be right, knowing how wrong and childish you are is more than enough.
After supper drugs kicking in Jesus? Did you clean the mower and put it away first?
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Supper psycho drugs rule, Boq-lite.
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You don't need to be right in order to make a definitive statement on the wrongness of that thing?
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Uhhh sorry sweetie I don't need to have access to the truth to prove you're lying. That's science.
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I looked up at my lord, tears starting to well in my eyes.
"Jesus, I am so very attracted to you, but gazing into your beautiful eyes makes me feel guilty. I know your dad says man shall not lay with man, yet I'm not sure I can resist the temptation of being with you."
"Fear not my child" he responded "for I am not man, I am the son of God. Now get down on your knees and start sucking this holy cock."
"Jesus, I am so very attracted to you, but gazing into your beautiful eyes makes me feel guilty. I know your dad says man shall not lay with man, yet I'm not sure I can resist the temptation of being with you."
"Fear not my child" he responded "for I am not man, I am the son of God. Now get down on your knees and start sucking this holy cock."
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@JebJoh ass = BTFO
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I have a confession to make. I was on the little league team that @JebJoh coached. He and his son would 69 in the dugout. At the end of the season, he’d make us turn in our jock straps to him. I think he took them home and sniffed them. Weird guy.
One day I told him “Coach JebJoh, I’d be best described as an agnostic, but there’s more than enough evidence to show that Jesus was a real person. It’s weird you can’t accept that. Do a little research. Saying gay shit like Le Sky Daddy and Le Flying Spaghetti Monster makes you sound like a mouth-breathing Reddit faggot. You can’t articulate an argument other than ‘I’m much smarter than youuuu’ like a certain former author in Milwaukee. You and your son should stop having gay sex on the pitcher’s mound, it’s gross. Thanks coach!”
His response was to attempt to rape me. I didn’t let him because I’m not gay, but still.
One day I told him “Coach JebJoh, I’d be best described as an agnostic, but there’s more than enough evidence to show that Jesus was a real person. It’s weird you can’t accept that. Do a little research. Saying gay shit like Le Sky Daddy and Le Flying Spaghetti Monster makes you sound like a mouth-breathing Reddit faggot. You can’t articulate an argument other than ‘I’m much smarter than youuuu’ like a certain former author in Milwaukee. You and your son should stop having gay sex on the pitcher’s mound, it’s gross. Thanks coach!”
His response was to attempt to rape me. I didn’t let him because I’m not gay, but still.