WWAW the phrase “adult beverages” for alcoholic drinks?

[ミスタースパーコル]

Hate it but I say the word jabroni all the time so I’m not even going to pretend I’m better than anyone

Sometimes you gotta tell leatherheads to get out of their jabroni outfit to show then you're the boss of the gym. It happens.

 

[BUBBLER]

Reddit is a breeding ground for faggots

And therefore pedophiles

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hate it but I say the word jabroni all the time so I’m not even going to pretend I’m better than anyone

I think that one loops back to being goofy and ironic. “My jabroni boss wants me to adult today.”

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Hate it but I say the word jabroni all the time so I’m not even going to pretend I’m better than anyone

I try to remember to say jabroni but I never do

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I think that one loops back to being goofy and ironic. “My jabroni boss wants me to adult today.”

Not how I use it. I weave it into the kings English. Nice try with the hate though

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not how I use it. I weave it into the kings English. Nice try with the hate though

Sounds exactly like something a jabroni would do.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Sounds exactly like something a jabroni would do.

First, you’re right. Second, HOW DARE YOU

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I had a roomate in college who would just smoke weed 24/7. (I'm high all the time too, but nobody has an idea because I am a man).

This faggot would always outwardly look like shit and say the word "Steez" all the time. One day I told him to never say it in front of me again.

"Your going to get breakfast? That's steeez...."

"I picked up some Cuntfucking Kush, this stuff is steez.."

I hope he killed himself.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You nailed them. I cant think of anymore honestly. My wife said “adulting” the other week and I legitimately told her straight faced to shut the fuck up and never say that again. Havent heard it since.

Some guy at work messed up his measurement when we were installing a water main the other day and said “my math isnt mathing today” and both me and my coworker had the same reaction. “Shut the fuck up and remeasure that shit faggot”.

My wife said "facts" in response to something I said recently and I wanted to harshly grab and yank her upper arm so bad. Not necessarily hit her, just kinda move her around in a threatening way

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My wife said "facts" in response to something I said recently and I wanted to harshly grab and yank her upper arm so bad. Not necessarily hit her, just kinda move her around in a threatening way

Black women like to say “period” but with a hard T at the end because they’re proud to be stupid.

 

[Dog Eater]

I started drinking as a very young child. I don't remember my first drink and I can't think of an age I was not drunk every weekend

Either of your kids got FAS?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Adult beverages should be cum-based soda with pornography on the can.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Adult beverages should be cum-based soda with pornography on the can.

Gimma a burnt pube infused jizzpop

 

[Child..]