WWAW the Hawk Tuah rug pull

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She’s gone completely silent since the whole disaster - I saw some legal teams already trying to get people that lost money through fraud. The funniest was as it was all going to shit on the live stream she told everyone “umm…I’m going to bed…bye!” And ran away.

One thing I’ll give her is that it definitely wasn’t her idea so I wouldn’t put her completely at fault.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I wasn't sure. Ethically of course, but legally. Crypto seems like the Wild West for Jews.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

One thing I’ll give her is that it definitely wasn’t her idea so I wouldn’t put her completely at fault.

It wasn’t but I’m sure she thought everything was legal and had no idea what was really going on. The live stream is great, the guys doing it try to explain its not a scam then claim the millions in fees charged were needed for their Cayman Islands operations which is not something to say when you’re being questioned about being a fraud / scam. It would just be funny if her dumb 15 minutes of fame being the girl who became famous for talking about spitting on dicks ends with her in jail. I thought she would get a DUI or drunk driving accident where she left the scene or something as the end of her fame.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The mysterious “Top Jew” really has a hard on for this girl.

The "Top Jew" is Bill Maher confirmed.

 

[Farmer Brown]

You should be whipped for correcting the record on the peepeespit girl and for posting that cringe thumbnail

Right. The ol' "if a friend is nearby they can consent for you" legal doctrine.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I didnt know coffeezilla had a second channel. Dudes good at what he does from what ive seen. Fuck all these people

why don't you explain to the folks at home what a "coffeezilla" is

 

[Chive Turkey]

Tokens?

I HATE the tokens!

 

[Phish]

why don't you explain to the folks at home what a "coffeezilla" is

Hes a gay guy that posts pornography on the internet pertaining to CryptoHomosexuality

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is she still the hottest when you look back? In hindsight there was a mexican girl in our class who routinely let her thongs hang out and was openly horny, but nobody fucked her bc we were too busy simping these two idiot white cheerleaders.

I’m sorry Antonia, I wish I had just fucked you that day you sat on my lap instead of trying to use you to impress that SSSCUUUMBAG prude Emily

Glad to hear it’s not just me wishing I wasn’t such a retard in my younger years. I think going to an all guys high school really set me back in talking to broads. Couple of big fucking regrets in there.

Only exception is this one Spanish girl who went to one of our sister high schools. We’d flirt a lot but then it’d go nowhere for whatever reason. We lost touch over time because I only saw her like once a quarter and I regretted it hard for years.

Then one day, I randomly bring her up to someone and she says I got lucky because it turns out Spanish was fucking one of her HS teachers and then outted him as a pedo after she graduated because he cut her younger sister from the JV volleyball team or some shit.

In other words, I, a virgin HS junior, would have been getting some disgusting pedo teachers sloppy seconds off a girl he was statutorily raping behind his wife’s back. On top of that, the only reason people even knew about it was because she got pissed that the pedo rapist (stupidly) cut her talentless sister from some shitty sports team years later. I guess I’m glad I dodged that bullet?

I ended up losing my virginity not long after to some gigantic titted Jewish broad who enjoyed making me shoot prematurely so I guess things turned out alright for me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Glad to hear it’s not just me wishing I wasn’t such a retard in my younger years. I think going to an all guys high school really set me back in talking to broads. Couple of big fucking regrets in there.

Only exception is this one Spanish girl who went to one of our sister high schools. We’d flirt a lot but then it’d go nowhere for whatever reason. We lost touch over time because I only saw her like once a quarter and I regretted it hard for years.

Then one day, I randomly bring her up to someone and she says I got lucky because it turns out Spanish was fucking one of her HS teachers and then outted him as a pedo after she graduated because he cut her younger sister from the JV volleyball team or some shit.

In other words, I, a virgin HS junior, would have been getting some disgusting pedo teachers sloppy seconds off a girl he was statutorily raping behind his wife’s back. On top of that, the only reason people even knew about it was because she got pissed that the pedo rapist (stupidly) cut her talentless sister from some shitty sports team years later. I guess I’m glad I dodged that bullet?

I ended up losing my virginity not long after to some gigantic titted Jewish broad who enjoyed making me shoot prematurely so I guess things turned out alright for me.

That could be a Hallmark movie.

 

[Professor Rape]

Is she still the hottest when you look back? In hindsight there was a mexican girl in our class who routinely let her thongs hang out and was openly horny, but nobody fucked her bc we were too busy simping these two idiot white cheerleaders.

I’m sorry Antonia, I wish I had just fucked you that day you sat on my lap instead of trying to use you to impress that SSSCUUUMBAG prude Emily

It don't matter. None of this matters.

 

[Professor Rape]

"Boy I really wish I fucked this chick who was flirting with me!"

So fuck another chick. It's 2024 and you're white.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Still remember a broad named Liza who flashed us all on the school bus around 2005. Pepperoni areola but perky tits. PFG

Can you guys please stop trying to bring down the West by talking about sex?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I unironically say jokes from old O&A bits so I’m not much better, but the only reason I do that is for my own enjoyment.

Basically everybody thinks I have autism anyway so it’s not like they were hitting me up to hang out in the first place

I like Turtles

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hey guys, sounds like she might be in trouble and have to head down to the courthouse and have a conversation with a judge where she might have to spit on his penis mid fellatio

Edit: I’m not quoting myself but I can’t get the box to go away.
Edit 2: Also, get it? Walk tuah, talk tuah, hawk tuah.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Should I buy the dip?