If I gotta shit, I shit. Why would I hold it in like I was some faggot kid in school? Even if I wanted to, the coffee would say otherwise, anyway.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW taking shits at work
- Thread starter CorradoSoprano4
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I usually just take my work shits in a blue house. Once while working in cape cod I was told to take a shovel and a metal detector and shit in the woods. The detector was so I didn’t dig on a live piece of ordnance to take a dump. Anyways I did find a 155mm projectile and proceeded to spray my alcoholic shit all over it. Couple weeks later another team found it and had to dig it up. Good times.
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I like a nice work shit, gives me some time to relax and browse the forums. Also I can bring along a wet wipe, which I won’t use at home because they fuck up the plumbing. Although I don’t really need them there anymore since buying a bidet seat.
I do normally like to go to another floor or area of the building though. Don’t really care to run into people I know.
I do normally like to go to another floor or area of the building though. Don’t really care to run into people I know.
I'm the same. I can shit anywhere I have zero shame because we all poop.
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That’s the right attitude. WWAWD courtesy flush?
I don't mind shitting at work. I do cover the toilet seat with toilet paper though. Am I an autist for doing so?
It depends. If it looks clean then I think it's safe. I rarely put TP down on the seat.
I disagree, I find work shits to be necessary bowel movements. The only truly relaxing shits I can take are in my own house or a relative's houseIn my humble opinion, taking shits at work are the best kind of shits.
Let's share our work shits. I'll start:
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