In my humble opinion, taking shits at work are the best kind of shits.
Let's share our work shits. I'll start:
Let's share our work shits. I'll start:
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW taking shits at work
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What is better than taking a big nice shit on company time? You’re making money while taking a shit, pfg! 
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Just like betsys onlyfansWhat is better than taking a big nice shit on company time? You’re making money while taking a shit, pfg!
I like dropping hammers in the women's bathroom, and don't flush, just a little treat for those lovely ladies.
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I made my boss gag once after he went to use the bathroom after I left diuretic shit maybe five minutes before.
As a lifeguard we used to have to take “aquadumps” where we’d take a paddle board way out past the waves and poop.
One time I was doing that and a pack of dolphins came by so I had to hightail out of there before one of those sea niggers lost control and raped my hineyhole
One time I was doing that and a pack of dolphins came by so I had to hightail out of there before one of those sea niggers lost control and raped my hineyhole
It's the only way I can get a consistent break at work. It's where I hit my vape pen. It's extremely unhygienic but I don't care
As I've stated earlier, I can't relax while shitting at work, because a woman might walk by outside the bathroom. I don't want my asshole to go "TOOT....FRRRRRRAH....FRRRRRRAH" by accident and me then having to meet her at work every day. I'd rather look for a new job.
Dassabesso. Jus' chillin' and shittin'
I hope the minutemen get ya!
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I hate shared work bathrooms...love the private ones. I get irritated with others public dump etiquette
If im sitting at a Staal and there's 4 open ones. Whyyyy do you have to take the one next to meee??
If im sitting at a Staal and there's 4 open ones. Whyyyy do you have to take the one next to meee??
I get hanging out in the bathroom to pass time, but actually sitting there and taking a shit? That's a bowel movement I won't pass.
I take my shits at home.
I take my shits at home.
Looks like Pat from Moonachies place.In my humble opinion, taking shits at work are the best kind of shits.
Let's share our work shits. I'll start:
Because it's funny. I always pick a stall next to an occupied one. I also really exaggerate my grunts and strains, maybe even pull up some animal noises on my phone to enhance the Theatre of the Mind
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I never poop at work unless it’s a code red emergency. I’m afraid someone is going to be able to recognize me by my shoes.
Conversely, I always try to figure out who’s shitting so I can laugh to myself later knowing that they took a smash earlier.
Conversely, I always try to figure out who’s shitting so I can laugh to myself later knowing that they took a smash earlier.
CEO makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time