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Wwaw staying away from friends because you find their wife/girlfriend too hot

Leonard Rhomberg

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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BUBBLERS REVENGE said:
Bunch of degenerate losers up in dis mug

Your friends wives don't want to fuck you, so stop being weird. The real reason you stay away is because you have the impulse control of a nigger, and always make her and everyone else in the room uncomfortable with your creepy stares.
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Seriously what’s with all the mutual pats on the back for not having sex with your friends’ wives? Go on one of those stupid apps and you will find a handful of women that will settle for you no problem
 
Honey Badger

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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Dennyislife said:
I'm in this situation. Shes smart, funny, success and I would like to make cums in and on her but that's just wrong so I stay away.

Reminds me of this minus accents that I still have yet to really hear in real life even though I have spent 50% of my life in the area this voice is meant to be from.

The last line reads to me he has to stay away from her or he'll rape her. She was 17 and he was 30 too in real life.

Mention this to any gal who tries to make you watch Love actually.

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What’s the titties situation lookin like?
 
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