I like spiders. I try to relocate them to the outside when they’re in the house.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW Spiders?
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We don't get your big retarded ones so I like them, they're like volunteer garbage men
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They don't bother me, but then again they probably would in Australia where half of them can kill you. Snakes creep me out. Another reason I'm not in a rush to visit Oz.
I won't go that far, but I have a you don't bother me and I won't bother you policy, funster.
Now if it's a big fucker, then yeah you're gonna die
The worst thing is they don't afraid of you and run directly toward you, I had to bug spray them a few times, creepy fucks
I've always wondered what it feels like to finger blast a spider. Tight? Hairy? Juicy?
Squishy and wet.. had brown residue on my finger afterwards.. reminded me of fingering an asshole.
In other spider news, it's 7am here and i am laid in bed wide awake with my light on.. i lost a massive one in my bedroom about 2 hours ago and am now too paranoid to sleep.. they are fucking faggots man. I went to smack it with my Croc and it bolted under my curtains and disappeared.
WWAWD male spiders mating without actual sex? They deposit their sperm before even meeting the female, and they also risk being eaten, so what's in it for them? Fawkin pot talk friday.
The nature of man is to cum in or on things. Some female fish lay eggs then the male comes by & blows a load on the pile of eggs. Nature is cummy like that.
