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I’m more upset about the shoplifting.I yelled at him a lot
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I’m more upset about the shoplifting.I yelled at him a lot
any way of working up a sweat does wonders for a hangover, though it's the last thing your hungover ass wants to do. I used to go train jiu jitsu saturday 10am to noonish after pounding beers friday and by the time I got home I felt greatIt does, but the problem besides the price (18 bucks a bottle) is you're supposed to take 2-3 per drink before you go to bed. So if you have a long night that adds up pretty quick. But take some of that, some milk thistle, go hit a sauna or steam room, DUDE BOOOM, no more hangover.
was it red blood or more tarry black turds? If it's red that comes from further down in your digestive system. probably from getting torn up by black dicks (Allegedly)It was alarming as fuck the first time. Made me go to the doctor for the first time in years. He told me to eat more fiber.
This is not true! I do not get fucked in the ass by black men! Mods please delete this!was it red blood or more tarry black turds? If it's red that comes from further down in your digestive system. probably from getting torn up by black dicks (Allegedly)
lol, Wal Mart is public domain. I don't see the guy robbing people.I’m more upset about the shoplifting.
Straight from the (((Sackler))) family playbook. “Less than 1% of people who take oxy prescribed from a Dr get addicted”. “Its slow release properties make it almost side effect free!” “It should be prescribed to everyone suffering from any pain”My mom got bad ulcers from using ibuprofen regularly even without drinking, that shit's far from harmless. Talk to your doctor about oxy, it sounds like your pain warrants it and they make it way less addictive and harmful these days.
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I was being sarcastic. I don’t actually care.lol, Wal Mart is public domain. I don't see the guy robbing people.
No child, you were not. Yes, child, you do. No child it is not. Also, Joe Cumia would be barefoot if it weren’t for walmart (and baby bro).I was being sarcastic. I don’t actually care.
yes it’s bad. NSAIDs/pain relievers in general harm your intestinal lining and mixing with booze amplifies it. i used to blackout every night & take preemptive BC powders for the hangover on top of that. earlier this year i was feeling sick & washed that all down with a hefty dose of nyquil one night. shat out almost all my blood twice & needed emergency transfusions both times. now i have a 200 grand hospital bill for effing around & finding out. i take tylenol if i absolutely have to but am too scared to ever pop a powder again. taking a shit after drinking for the first time after all that had me sweating bullets. i never took any of the warnings seriously about mixing pain relievers/booze either but they absolutely exist for good reason
Sorry, but that's the wrong symbol. That's a Caduceus, symbol for merchants, which is another issue entirely. What you want is the Rod of Asclepius, which has a single serpent and represents medicine. The two are easily confused, including by those in the medical industry, so you will see the caduceus on clinics and pharmacies. This changes nothing, your point stands, but the record must be corrrrecTed, Child.
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it was an 8 day hospital stay that included a variety of testing, scoping, etc. nigger moron. i’ll make sure to itemize it for your retarded ass next timeAre we not going to talk about this? 200k in hospital bills for what? shitting blood? the fuck outahere.
I went to the ER at work one day from getting dirt and mulch in my eye. I think it was $9k for a simple procedure where they put numbing eyedrops in and like buffed my eyeball and resmoothed it out or some shit. Took them all of 45 mins. Getting a $200k hospital bill is pretty easy. Catscans, MRIs, EKGs, shit even xrays, all of it are out of control expensive. The medical industry is one big insurance scam.it was an 8 day hospital stay that included a variety of testing, scoping, etc. nigger moron. i’ll make sure to itemize it for your retarded ass next time
yeah that’s why dumbshit’s comment got me so irrationally angry. must be eurotrash or a canucknigger. the transfusions alone probably accounted for most of it since i was nearly depleted of blood both times. i’d still rather go through my ordeal again than have my eyeballs touched. sounds horribleI went to the ER at work one day from getting dirt and mulch in my eye. I think it was $9k for a simple procedure where they put numbing eyedrops in and like buffed my eyeball and resmoothed it out or some shit. Took them all of 45 mins. Getting a $200k hospital bill is pretty easy. Catscans, MRIs, EKGs, shit even xrays, all of it are out of control expensive. The medical industry is one big insurance scam.
Yeah id bet they charge the insurance company $500,000 for each transfusion then make you pay $90,000 for each one in top of it. Anyone whos been to an american hospital for any severe issue knows just how easy it is to get that bill that high.yeah that’s why dumbshit’s comment got me so irrationally angry. must be eurotrash or a canucknigger. the transfusions alone probably accounted for most of it since i was nearly depleted of blood both times. i’d still rather go through my ordeal again than have my eyeballs touched. sounds horrible
good thing i’m uninsured! yeah that still sounds horrible but i’ll take your word for it. i was squinting just reading through that. hope you didn’t get any lasting damage from it. i got floaters from having chronically dry eyes due to alcoholism & it makes me feel homicidal sometimesYeah id bet they charge the insurance company $500,000 for each transfusion then make you pay $90,000 for each one in top of it. Anyone whos been to an american hospital for any severe issue knows just how easy it is to get that bill that high.
It was crazy how easy and not uncomfortable the eye procedure was. My eye hurt so bad when they put the drops in it was damn near orgasmic. Instant relief. When your eyeball is totally numb, you dont have that automatic reflex to blink and pull back. All i felt was a tiny bit of pressure but at that point that wasnt shit. They put a dot on the ceiling and told me to stare at it. It sounds so much worse than it actually was.
That Dopesick show should be mandatory viewing in every school in America, and the Sacklers should be flayed and turned into blood eagles.Straight from the (((Sackler))) family playbook. “Less than 1% of people who take oxy prescribed from a Dr get addicted”. “Its slow release properties make it almost side effect free!” “It should be prescribed to everyone suffering from any pain”
Thank god for no insurance! Lolol. That sounds shitty tho. Really anything to do with the eyes, teeth or lungs are awful. I never rly thought about alcoholism and the effects on the eyes before. Makes total sense. Bausch and Lomb, and Rhoto make some great eyedrops.good thing i’m uninsured! yeah that still sounds horrible but i’ll take your word for it. i was squinting just reading through that. hope you didn’t get any lasting damage from it. i got floaters from having chronically dry eyes due to alcoholism & it makes me feel homicidal sometimes
I was being sarcastic. I don’t actually care.
lets chill out you unemployed faggot. i was curiuous on how it got that high, you casually dropped a 200k bill without mentioning 8 fucking day stay.yeah that’s why dumbshit’s comment got me so irrationally angry. must be eurotrash or a canucknigger. the transfusions alone probably accounted for most of it since i was nearly depleted of blood both times. i’d still rather go through my ordeal again than have my eyeballs touched. sounds horrible
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