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Tell them you're transitioning in two weeks and they'll leave you alone
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If youre on good terms with a boss or two just put their number down as the company contact. Even at my job i just quit, i have several good references from. As long as they dont call and ask for “Lydia from HR”, which idk how theyd even get her phone number anyways, im all good.Are you sure you’ll never go back there and never need the reference for future resumes? Like really sure?
Sounds fun but I’d be worried about that if we’re talking about a serious adult job here.
I used that excuse last year so I can use the women's bathroom and do storytime at the company picnic. Or do you mean detrans?Tell them you're transitioning in two weeks and they'll leave you alone
Are you sure you’ll never go back there and never need the reference for future resumes? Like really sure?
Sounds fun but I’d be worried about that if we’re talking about a serious adult job here.
If you really wanna roll PFG, give the faggots a 2 second warning as you're struttin' out the door.give a two weeks notice to their face, see how the first day goes and if it's not worth it give a 2 hour notice next
You mean the 3% I got this year wasn't great because it wasn't even inflation? I did laugh when my boss told me.Alot of places fire you when you put your 2 wks in anyways. Bounce and go to the other place. I just left my job without a 2 wk notice and dont regret a thing. Fuck those cheap niggers. Dont wanna give raises but wanna keep throwing more responsibility at people and expect us to all sit back and just take it. Faaaack youuu. I “design fire suppression systems now” aka follow my bosses lead.
If youre on good terms with a boss or two just put their number down as the company contact. Even at my job i just quit, i have several good references from. As long as they dont call and ask for “Lydia from HR”, which idk how theyd even get her phone number anyways, im all good.
I did do that. I just have to phone it in (by talking race crime stats) for 3 weeks until I can take photos of one of them in the street. I also have a coworker who needed me that day.Even if you quit your current job immediately, tell your new job you need two weeks minimum before you start. That way you don't look like a scccccumbag motherfucking your old workplace and it's a nice little break for yourself.
40m dollars? What are you some high roller conveyor belt engineer?This one would be worth it. They have a 40 million dollar project that relies on me heavily. Last day would be a month before it starts and when I checked out I stopped documenting things. Guy has screwed up a lot and I stopped caring about trying to fix them. We have Corp resources we can pull in to help but he's alienated them by cursing them out. It's going to go really bad unless I stay and save it. If I stay the 2 weeks they'll try and make me brain dump to salvage it.
The raises were a joke.You mean the 3% I got this year wasn't great because it wasn't even inflation? I did laugh when my boss told me.
Beautifully writtenThe raises were a joke.
One regular ol random day i was told i was to be on 24/7, 365, on call, on top of my daily 6:30am-5:30pm. If i got called out midnight i was expected back at work at 6:30am, for no additional compensation whatsoever. And no reason other than “we didnt read our new contract hard enough. Sorry”. Just like they expected us to take it and say “yessum massa. Isa do whatchu say ebery daya sir”. I said “i better get a free 15/20hrs for being on call and answering my phone all night every night 24/7 every week” and they said “nah sorry. No compensation.” They went from 7 guys to 3 guys in a matter of 2 weeks. They done goofed. Someones gonna get killed doing substation inspections after being up all night and i hope they get sued for hundreds of millions of dollars for the shit. The big bosses are just trying to be niggers and take advantage of people because it doesnt effect THEIR day to day lives. They dont care. They dont have to wake up and respond to active ground faults in the middle of the night in a pitch black solar field. Fuck that shit. Someone else can take that BS. Ill be workin 3 hours and getting paid for 8-10 and possibly getting a second job and probably end up doubling my yearly earnings in the end anyways so im happy. Fuck those scammin ass solar niggers.
nice cope, fag. lolIve only done it twice and this was the main reason why. One was a shitty retail job and I’m pretty sure the managers didn’t really care that I quit like that. The other was a job I hated but I was making really good money, and I realized I had to burn that bridge so I could never fall back to working there again.
this is the correct answer.Give the 2 weeks - they may pay you to fuck off anyway. If not, then you get 2 straight weeks of openly not giving a fuck. Plus, all your other coworkers will start reaching out to bitch and you’ll be the most popular guy in the company. It’s pfg
Yeah but whats a way to get back at mr annoying dickhead?I don't like my coworker. He's a dumb motherfucker who screws up and makes bad decisions that he then blames on everyone else. I got offered another job and I'm tempted to drop my stuff off on my last day and not bother with notice.
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