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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAW pranks?
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The only thing i know is, if you pop one you have to pop em’ all!
I did not, that is neat!
I'm buying this shit right now.
Called the council on this fat guy because he put his fence in backwards.
One time, a fat faggot with bitch tits said there was a fake bomb threat, and then I told everyone me and my secret club did it
within a few years Cumia will be sat on this couch berating a kid who might've dropped a booger
Bro! Same shit with a can of Aqua Net and Bic lighter.
Be warned it's just rubber buttons with a tiny speaker that makes the popping sound.
Oh I didn't buy it. I seen it required batteries and didn't go through with it.
I got excited.
They have something like that for autistic kids that it pops then pops back when you flip it over but I don't know if it makes that satisfying sound.
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Sure you don't...
Cutting the legs of a plastic lawn chair so they break when the next unlucky person sits down in it is a great one. Wish I had the video from my Razr flip phone of the time we did it to this kid named Bob who we'd always fuck with. The image of the chair legs violently snapping and him getting dumped onto his back like someone just powerbombed him still makes me laugh my ass off whenever I think about it.
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That one where you tell your friend to close his eyes because a girl wants to suck his dick and after he cums you wipe your chin and say, oopsie doodles.
Classic.
Classic.
fawwk I put a whoopie cushion on my year 4 teachers chair and she started crying when it went off
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When my last landlord/property manager tried to fine me for smoking in my apartment I sent her a drunk email calling her a nigger whore (because she was a nigger and a woman, you see) and said I will do whatever the fuck I want and she can’t do anything about it. She was gone the next month for probably unrelated reasons but I like to think I helped.
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I always fall for that one
Years ago I had a roommate who made fun of some fat girls photo on Facebook by saying "I thought the Japanese killed all the whales?" well that upset her severely and since she lived nearby she came over the house to confront him. Well we were all smoking weed down in the basement when she came banging on the door looking for Shane. She finds us in the basement and was yelling as she got down there. She sat on this plastic green lawn chair that was right next to him and me as she was yelling at him. I remember as she sat I seen the right rear leg of the chair develop a hairline fracture and within seconds it broke and she was on the floor.
She was red and laughing while on the floor. Laughing from severe embarrassment because she definitely felt shame for being so fat she broke a chair that people were using regularly for months up until that point.
This cunt came over to bitch out my boy for calling her fat and ends up breaking a chair because she's as fat. It was one of the funniest moments of my life. I was in shock that I couldn't even properly laugh at the situation. I remember Shane laughing with a cigarette dangling from his mouth as she was humiliated on the floor.
Good times!