I have one of those fake mixed nuts spring gags. I took out the springs and put in regular mixed nuts. I offer them in an obvious way and a buddy will roll his eyes while pointing the can at me and opening, spilling the real nuts. Then I act like he's the retard. A good laugh is had by all.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAW pranks?
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What are you, 5?
All in on da itching powder and fake vomit, brotherman
This is fucking hilarious.
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WWAW calling Crimestoppers on your landlord and saying he is sexually molesting the adult mo he grifts for his disability checks...all cuz he wouldn't let you smoke weed in your room and threatened to get you evicted on a whim cuz you only signed a month to month lease?
Yeah, sorry I don't do 'pranks'...
Yeah, sorry I don't do 'pranks'...
WWAWT whoopie cushions?
her mother changed her name to Goldberg to be more successful in entertainment
Flip a friends backpack inside out and zip it back up with all their shit inside, classic!!
Never worked like they advertised
You had to hide it under a cushion because nobody's so stupid to just sit on some rubber-band balloon. But if you put it under a cushion, the sound would be dampened too much to be heard when it needs to (i.e. when attempting to humiliate your rival in front of his (and your unrequited) love and her sorority sisters. But, sure, they hear his cutting remarks, the ones he slings at you like a trick shot artist with his poisoned daggers, clear as a bell. What hurts more? His spiteful barbs or their wicked laughter?).
I once spiked the gussets of my sister-in-law's thongs with itching powder. It looked she was jilling off all day, scratching her cunt.
And, why, pray tell, are you messing around with your brother's wife's thongs?
Can't say I'd be thrilled if I got my brother doing that, even if it was just a prank
Checking the stains. Looked like someone dropped an orange creamsicle in her panty drawer.And, why, pray tell, are you messing around with your brother's wife's thongs?
Can't say I'd be thrilled if I got my brother doing that, even if it was just a prank
That's what's up
All I know is pranking someone with silly string can end in burning a set of curtains, bedsheets, and carpeting.
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All i know is, all those Youtube pranksters deserve to be shot. It’s just a prank bro! Uuugh die already.
Silly string was invented as a spray on cast. When testing nozzles it was noted it was fun to be able to blast it several feet. The formula was retooled and it was introduced as a novelty instead.
Proverbs 26:19, "Anyone who would trick someone and then say, “I was only joking” is like a fool who shoots flaming arrows into the air and accidentally kills someone."