WWAW Opie's Bits?

[RapistWithHIV]

Opie doin da bit on YouTube

 

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Picking up a marshmallow with your butt crack and "bombing" the the rival frat house was Awesome

Any anus talk from the Captain was always good

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Opie's bits

wanna suck 'em?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Some of Opie’s most memorable moments came from a place of malice and were genuinely mean. I was just listening to when they were about to shave Patti’s head for Opie’s birthday and the audio sounded like a fucking snuff film.

No, he wasn’t always the funniest, but he was never afraid to punch down and ruin some weaker person’s day, much to everybody’s enjoyment - Bobo get naked in front of random people all the time, making Big A and twitchels read the news, etc.

He took shots at a lot of people who were on his level as well - Asking Gallagher if he’s racist, forcing Norton to seethe next to DL, having the Rock walk out, etc.

It was then everybody else in studio would then start piling on the poor bastard.

Above all else, Opie was 100% unapologetic about all of it. He doesn’t give a fuck

 

[Greggg]

Anthony ignoring the show to talk to 4's on Paltalk was a great bit. So was Jim Norton refusing to talk for the first hour.

I dont think those were good bits at all.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Anthony was also part of that bit, kicking Patti out. But of course he TAPPED OUT when it counted and then pretended he was just playing Good Cop.

Spineless little fuck.

That's the bit stupid.

 

[Wild]

Can you name even 1 memorable bit from O&A that WASN'T created by Opie?

Jocktober - The infamous death rattle from the tail end of the show, that still puts up numbers to this day.
The Prison Visit - A very early and very cruel humiliation ritual crafted from the 'mean girl' dark mind of Opie Hughes.
WOW - The very first bit from their partnership. Even if you never saw tits from a sticker, you've at least seen this sticker somewhere.
Mayor's Dead - Their very first firing, and the news story that got them national press. Catapulted them to a career in radio.
55 Gallon Drum - Ope flexing his Islamic inner self. This contest was a short conversation away from being promoted as a public stoning.
Homeless Shopping Spree - Opie taking a little inspiration from the Tom Green with ideas to fuck with people in public. But you use the homeless charity as shield from criticism.
Sex For Sam - It got them fired, but ultimately it cemented their legacy as shock jocks.
Cake Stomp - Still going viral every few years, and it was a throwaway last minute decision that came out of nowhere.
Poker Chips - Dumb dramatic queers Auntie and Stupid Norton passively admit this was the hardest they truly laughed at any show moment.
Annoying/Offensive Song Contests - Always Opie's idea, Auntie literally got hired by submitting to Opie's contest.

Alright, let's say Opie was retarded and did all this by accident... At the very least, you STILL owe that retard props for "accidentally" improving your life by every single metric. Yeah, it was ALL by accident. Podcasting would benefit from someone with a spine who is willing to break an old lady's guitar, take the heat, and turn it into press.

Auntie can do WHATEVER HE WANTS on his network. It's his. He's allowed to reinact the SLAVE GIRL bit with Francine herself. But he doesn't. Because he's not funny anymore. He can't be funny without the filter of THE IDEA GUY Opie.

THEY DID RADIO. OPIE WAS THE IDEA GUY. AUNTIE WAS THE VOICE GUY. THEY MADE IT WORK. NOW YOU GOT A GUY WITH IDEAS BUT NO VOICES. AND YOU GOT A VOICE GUY WITHOUT A CLUE.

Yeah, Opie was the one who could transition bits seamlessly. Whenever there was a lull in the conversation, Opie would make sure that the flow could keep going with interjections from th-
SNOOOOOOOOOOOWAY

 

[Sue Lightning]

Memba when Anthony claimed he was playing Good Cop on the dumb lingerie bowl girls. GIRLS IN THE STUDIOOOO!

PATRICE, YOU ARE A MISOGYNISTIC PIG! GIRLS I AM SO SO SORRY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN!

Fucking faggot. He was literally the hole of the show. Almost every highlighted Opie bit DMAN mentions has Anthony in the background either fucking cowering playing “GOOD COP” or throwing out “witty one liners” while providing nothing.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

R&F and O&A callers on WNEW and WJFK were handled perfectly. It wasn't until the whole country could call them and unload middle american nonsense wrecking it for everyone.



Opie was the only one to call out Vince outside of the rasslin world. Called out Superfly Snuka to his face. Just by acting like an idiot. But it can't be overstated that Vince was an O&A pest himself. "YEW ROOOOOONED MY BIT!!!"

Said it before, R&F late night calls were some of the most unhinged nutjobs you could hope for spliced with edge lords doing bong hits and sports talk but still, PFG by terrestrial radio standards

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yeah, Opie was the one who could transition bits seamlessly. Whenever there was a lull in the conversation, Opie would make sure that the flow could keep going with interjections from th-
SNOOOOOOOOOOOWAY

REMINDER: @Wild doesn't know the difference between verbs and adverbs. And he's going to jail for being a homosexual.

 

[LingerLonger]

R&F and O&A callers on WNEW and WJFK were handled perfectly. It wasn't until the whole country could call them and unload middle american nonsense wrecking it for everyone.

That was a double edged sword for the shows though. As national calling allowed the Pests to really start harassing random local radio shows across the entire country. Guys like Mancow, Maxwell, Jim Philips, and so on. These idiots would see someone calling from Manhattan on their phone line and light up thinking that people in the #1 radio market were calling them. It would take them days before they would finally stop taking callers from out of their markets because it was too temping for them to be able to tell the station manager that "people from NYC listen online...we should syndicate to Manhattan".

Stupid Scott Ferral fell for that when the Pests went after his first Howard101 show. He was taking callers from markets he had never been in before including Alaska and Hawaii and putting "Fred Bimmel" and "Big Frederica" on the air like an imbecile. Guy just could not help himself.

O&A used to get callers from all over the place. Brazil, Dubai, Iraq military bases, Australia, tons of calls from England and Ireland. Pretty much the entire U.S. from all over. For a national satellite radio show they had a pretty good international presence.

 

[Wild]

REMINDER: @Wild doesn't know the difference between verbs and adverbs. And he's going to jail for being a homosexual.

How rent-free am I in your head lol

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How rent-free am I in your head lol

 

[Wild]

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You silly bitch. Now give me a kiss.

 

[LasagnaLeapYear]

Eating boogers and having tits - The destroyer loved the salty, gooey taste of boogers so much that he ate them until he had a solid set of b-cups.

 

[BenDovid]

And when his tummy was full of his own boogers he would leave leftovers on the wall next to the urinal. Take a booger, leave a booger kind of thing.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Poker chips exemplifies the OnA dynamic. Ant being a pussy coward trying to appease this dumb whore, Jim staying silent to ride the fence, and Opie making it happen and bringing the laughs. And the second he takes the box, Ant goes "oh no". Dumb bitch didn't realize his boss was about to make radio gold.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

REMINDER: @Wild doesn't know the difference between verbs and adverbs. And he's going to jail for being a homosexual.

Stuttering fuckin prick