Would have been funny if you got busted while you were supposed to be working at the hotel.
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WWAW Not washing your penis after sex
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Whats fuckin horseshit is in Canada its legal for the prostitutes, illegal for the buyers. I've paid for sex a few times, always felt like a dirty pig afterwards, except for the time I got a 30 min deep hummer from a chinese chick, every other hooker was a mistake.
Condoms are gay and the ol’ pullout / it’s 2 days until my period works just as well. Provided she’s clean.
Add an option "sex?" for lulz
Just don’t do anal
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What are you, a communist?
No, a Catholic.
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Aren't you lot supposed to be the most anti-condom?
I’m pretty sure the last Pope rescinded that.
Probably because 10yr old boys can't get pregnant
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Only when entering boys' anuses though.
Not cool, guys.
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Bigot. They can if they identify as birthing persons.
Are there many incels around here?
Stretch those holes, Wyyz.