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Once a week rotation minimum. There's cum and cunt juice on it. You wallowing in it are disgusting. There's also the nice feeling of clean sheets.
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Ironing sheets. Gay.I don't even like sleeping on sheets that aren't ironed. When I'm at home I wash them every Friday. Lots of fabric softener so they smell like summer meadows. Also for the first few nights after washing I'll shower before I get in to keep the fresh going. #autism
Having a wife to do it for you. Gay as AIDS.Ironing sheets. Gay.
Why are you so poor?I sleep on an air mattress but I do wash the sheets weekly.
It’s a Coleman. They make high quality air mattresses.Why are you so poor?
Do you even have a bedroom? Why not buy an actual mattress, are you a Sam level cheapskate?It’s a Coleman. They make high quality air mattresses.
I was just goofing around, bro.Do you even have a bedroom? Why not buy an actual mattress, are you a Sam level cheapskate?
I love goofing aroundI was just goofing around, bro.
I do the same thing, sniff. #autismLots of fabric softener so they smell like summer meadows. Also for the first few nights after washing I'll shower before I get in to keep the fresh going. #autism
WWAW people who shower in the mornings instead of night. How do you live a whole day in the filth of the world then get into bed to sleep without showeringI put on fresh sheets every week.
Nothing like getting into a bed with fresh sheets right after a shower.
Ya'll niggas nasty...
Yeah the unpredictable 2nd morning shit really fucks me over sometimes.I do the same thing, sniff. #autism
What about waiting to take a shit before you take a shower? #autism
I hate when i have to go after one. #autism
Because nothing is grosser or more uncomfortable than waking up and tackling the day, working, etc., without showering first. (Typically) you're around others during the day and not so much at night.WWAW people who shower in the mornings instead of night. How do you live a whole day in the filth of the world then get into bed to sleep without showering
Yeah fuck that, I need a shower to wake me up in the morning, too.Because nothing is grosser or more uncomfortable than waking up and tackling the day, working, etc., without showering first. (Typically) you're around others during the day and not so much at night.
Imagine how gross you'd feel brushing your teeth at night but not the next morning before you leave the house.
I’ve done this for years, if I’m filthy I’ll shower before bed, I’ll still shower when I wake up too.WWAW people who shower in the mornings instead of night. How do you live a whole day in the filth of the world then get into bed to sleep without showering
Yuck, is that why her sheets were so greasy last weekend?Where we at with fucking your chick (with a dick or otherwise) in her bed then going home to sleep peacefully alone in a fresh bed? PFG to me.
I'm not a Paul Weimer, but most "chicks" I fuck still live with their parents (they're like early 20s, wha?) and so their place isn't an option. I'm all in with the motels though.Where we at with fucking your chick (with a dick or otherwise) in her bed then going home to sleep peacefully alone in a fresh bed? PFG to me.
I think the hormone treatments are messing with her intoxicating juices.Yuck, is that why her sheets were so greasy last weekend?
If they're in their 20s then their place should still be an option. Parents should suffer the consequences of living with adult children. It's the only way they'll learn.I'm not a Paul Weimer, but most "chicks" I fuck still live with their parents (they're like early 20s, wha?) and so their place isn't an option. I'm all in with the motels though.
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