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WWAW never washing your sheets?

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I don't even like sleeping on sheets that aren't ironed. When I'm at home I wash them every Friday. Lots of fabric softener so they smell like summer meadows. Also for the first few nights after washing I'll shower before I get in to keep the fresh going. #autism
Ironing sheets. Gay.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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I was just goofing around, bro.
I love goofing around
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Say “Cookie”

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That’s pretty gross. When you don’t wash your sheets you are making a buffet for insects; it will also increase dust in your place with the collection of dead skin cells becoming airborne every time you lay down or move in bed. Buy four sets of sheets, launder them, rotate them weekly and launder the dirty ones the second or third week per month. I’m all in with the bamboo fiber sheets as they stay cool.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Lots of fabric softener so they smell like summer meadows. Also for the first few nights after washing I'll shower before I get in to keep the fresh going. #autism
I do the same thing, sniff. #autism

What about waiting to take a shit before you take a shower? #autism

I hate when i have to go after one. #autism
 

Udders

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WWAW people who shower in the mornings instead of night. How do you live a whole day in the filth of the world then get into bed to sleep without showering
Because nothing is grosser or more uncomfortable than waking up and tackling the day, working, etc., without showering first. (Typically) you're around others during the day and not so much at night.

Imagine how gross you'd feel brushing your teeth at night but not the next morning before you leave the house.
 
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Because nothing is grosser or more uncomfortable than waking up and tackling the day, working, etc., without showering first. (Typically) you're around others during the day and not so much at night.

Imagine how gross you'd feel brushing your teeth at night but not the next morning before you leave the house.
Yeah fuck that, I need a shower to wake me up in the morning, too.
 

Stent

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Yuck, is that why her sheets were so greasy last weekend?
I think the hormone treatments are messing with her intoxicating juices.

I'm not a Paul Weimer, but most "chicks" I fuck still live with their parents (they're like early 20s, wha?) and so their place isn't an option. I'm all in with the motels though.
If they're in their 20s then their place should still be an option. Parents should suffer the consequences of living with adult children. It's the only way they'll learn.
 
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