I have a buddy that grows them and hands them out like candy. 2 weeks ago I ate a dozen and spent hours explaining how my wife is a fed and we live in a simulation. I'm going to do it again tonight to verify my hypothesis. Being white rules.
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WWAW mushrooms
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I'll keep this brief...Friend of mine ate a quarter a day for around a month and turned into something out of a medical encyclopedia. He cycled through thinking he was God, another friend was Jesus, and I was the devil, then the next day everyone rotated roles. This went on for a week or so before he declared himself the lizard king. He went missing for a day or two before being Bakered after a family who didnt know him came home late one night and found him fully nude in their kitchen making food. He fled by stealing one of their kayaks and paddled to the middle of the lake the house was on. The cops actually deployed a helicopter to look for him. Shit like this went on for almost a year before he was properly medicated and finally stopped fucking around.
I like them with a salad. It didn't make me want to talk about what my wife did for work though. Do you wash them before you cook them, or are you one of those people that say that you shouldn't put mushrooms in water as it ruins the flavor?
Poll
A. Yes, Gordon Ramsay is right. Straight into the pan
B. No wash them. They could have bugs on them
Poll
A. Yes, Gordon Ramsay is right. Straight into the pan
B. No wash them. They could have bugs on them
Hallucinating is for queers
Wash cause I'm not a poor African who eats dirt
I just ate mushrooms and approve this message
B. However, you shouldn't just dunk the mushroom in water and dry it off, instead you should wet a paper towel and brush the dirt off the mushrooms gently with it.
Wash them down with some orange juice.
B, run them under the sink for a couple seconds. When I'm buying Gordon Ramsay-level mushrooms I'll trust them enough to throw them directly into the pan.
What happened to the food?
"I dont like the reality ALLAH hoisted on me, so like a white sasster I will use Allah's creations to create my own altered reality"
This is what all intoxication boils down to, but munching on mushrooms take the cake. You're all running away from something...who molested you, OP?
This is what all intoxication boils down to, but munching on mushrooms take the cake. You're all running away from something...who molested you, OP?
I'd love to do them again, I see ads on Instagram about it and can't trust that shit. Unfortunately I'm around law enforcement too much in my personal life and can't ask those nigger killers. Anyways I'll hang up and listen to you people call me a faggot narc. Thanks.
I think tests showed the dont-wash theory is bullshit. Mushrooms don't absorb water and idea that you're washing off the flavor doesn't make much sense when you think about it.
Just order magic truffles from Amsterdam and dry them out. They look weird but the effects are exactly the same as regular shrooms.
Either that, or THEY did something they are trying to run away from.