Male midgets probably have it tough. But I've heard female midgets also are paranoid that the dudes who hit on them are just pedos using them to act out their fetish.
But Melissa Alves is the midget for me
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW midgets trying to look sexy and failing
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But Melissa Alves is the midget for me
So that's what she did before marrying a ginger Prince
Know who's got the best ass AND the best pussy? Midgets nigga.
I might as well fuck a bobblehead
Her face is busted now, but younger she looked good, she's the only midget I could possibly do.
There's this whole uncanny valley that happens with me when I see a midget acting sexy, it just repulses me from my soul
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Nope. Pedo thing aside, on a primitive subconscious level you only want to fuck women you want to get pregnant. I guess if you blew your beans in one of those oompah loompas, she'd pop out another munchkin. Or are they like Down Syndromes and can only have kids with each other?
What the hell do I know, just give me a container of coffee, a buttered roll and a woman without any congenital birth defects (Dan, show reference.)
What the hell do I know, just give me a container of coffee, a buttered roll and a woman without any congenital birth defects (Dan, show reference.)
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So at what height constitutes the difference between a midget, dwarf, and a short person?
Science spends all this time on global warming and finding a cure for cancer, when frankly this really needs to be settled.
Science spends all this time on global warming and finding a cure for cancer, when frankly this really needs to be settled.
its all fucked up with the woke speak now but it used to;
generally speaking you are a 'little person' if you are under a certain height as a grown adult
a midget is a little person that has all their limbs/body/head in proportion (so just an adult scaled down)
a dwarf is someone with dwarfism and have the short arms legs etc (oompah loompah)
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If you banged a dwarf it’s a 50/50 shot of having a dwarf kid.
That faggot actually tried to sue over this
This shit made me cry laughing.
I don't mean dating/relationships though, I'm sure that's virtually impossible for them except for with other midgets. C'mon wouldn't you fuck a lil dwarf fella with weird twisted hips and one of those squeaky voices if you were a chick with a few drinks in you?
She might be a midget but she's still a woman. 100% guaranteed the lifts are there so she can reject other midgets because of their height.