WWAW Mask-era Cameran Diaz and wanting to do unspeakable things to her...

Riccardo Bosi

welcomes our new overlords
She looks like fucking Anthony Hopkins


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Stent

Parody account. Relax, ya twink
Not going to pretend Cameron Diaz wasn't ever hot, but there was definitely a weird thing about her that meant I just didn't give a shit.
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
She was hot in the Mask because she wasn't smiling all the time. Plus she was younger, curvier, and played a seductive character.

From there she hit the wall, cut her hair, and started grinning all the time like an ugly annoying bitch.

Hot take: Cameron Diaz could've been the hottest woman in movie history if she was working during the silent-film era.
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
Short hair on a woman is a high risk, 0 reward activity. Even the 1 in 100 that can “pull it off”, means simply that she only dropped from an 8 to a 6. Cameron Diaz was a 9 with long hair, dropped to a 6.5-7 with that awful short haircut.
It's absolutely due to this. There has never been a woman that looked better with the haircut of a 6 year old boy
 

HR@PaneraBread

Everything about us is streamlined and efficient
So here's a couple of movies that kinda throw a wrench in the continuous decline theory

She had one movie around 2009ish called The Box that was set in the 60s where she was really hot, but it was a psychological horror movie so she was freaking out hysterically for most of it which wasn't all that sexy. In the parts where she still has a family with all their senses in tact, she looks PFG

There's also an early movie she's in (1998) called Very Bad Things where she's a frumpy mess but by design.

She kinda alternated between being really good lookin and being a middling plain jane, although she did clearly hit the wall face 1st at some point. From all accounts she wasn't really someone who wanted to be on magazine covers. She also had really bad acne in The Mask and had to be made up like a wax statue to do it.
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
So here's a couple of movies that kinda throw a wrench in the continuous decline theory

She had one movie around 2009ish called The Box that was set in the 60s where she was really hot, but it was a psychological horror movie so she was freaking out hysterically for most of it which wasn't all that sexy. In the parts where she still has a family with all their senses in tact, she looks PFG

There's also an early movie she's in (1998) called Very Bad Things where she's a frumpy mess but by design.

She kinda alternated between being really good lookin and being a middling plain jane, although she did clearly hit the wall face 1st at some point. From all accounts she wasn't really someone who wanted to be on magazine covers. She also had really bad acne in The Mask and had to be made up like a wax statue to do it.
Aye, I remember her going mental a few years back when a fan got a photo of her with no makeup on
 
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