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WWAW jerking off to women you hate or dislike?

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Specifically an ex or someone from your past who provided you with good jerk off material? I don't watch porn and the times I jerk off I usually use memories but some of these women are people I either hate or bring up unpleasant non sexual memories. It's a tough one man. Good thing I can't cum anyway because of Prozac.
 

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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However my balls do hurt. Is it a sin to pray for a nocturnal emmison?
I've never had a wet dream, or if I have my load dried before I woke up. My one ex recorded a video of her laughing while I was frantically jacking off in my sleep one time though and it was one of the most embarrassing things ever. My face looked fucking retarded. So yeah, apparently I whack off in my sleep sometimes and it's loud and shakes the whole bed.
 

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
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I've never had a wet dream, or if I have my load dried before I woke up. My one ex recorded a video of her laughing while I was frantically jacking off in my sleep one time though and it was one of the most embarrassing things ever. My face looked fucking retarded. So yeah, apparently I whack off in my sleep sometimes and it's loud and shakes the whole bed.
I had one a few years ago, funster. At my age, it was a prezzie from God.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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"Do you believe it's possible to transform your consciousness into an abstract or esoteric lifeform and if so, how?" Used to be my opening line on Tinder. Twice someone responded with a suicide hotline. I'm not talking about suicide, I'm talking about my consciousness living forever without the encumbrance of a temporal body you dumb bitch
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Also i haven’t been late in months now. The only sexual thing i do now is jerk it to memories of exes. I don’t hate any of them, really.

Treeky is all horned up and needs to get laid. But i hate casual hookups.

The last time I got laid was last May with a lesbian who later accused me of raping her. So that kind of killed any lingering motivation I had to get laid. We did fuck with skill and enthusiasm, though.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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I'd also like to state, for the record, that when I was 21 my girlfriend of four years told me she was no longer attracted to me and no longer loved me. I felt nothing but relief. I never think about her when I masturbate or ever really because the sex was pretty bad and I didn't even know it at the time. I think she was molested as a kid. Last I heard she's married now. C'est la vie
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Fawkin brutal, Blaze.
It fawkin sucked. We were both drunk and she initiated it and later told a mutual friend I took advantage of her. I found out later she has a history of doing that. The story is actually a lot crazier because it was sort of a fucked up love triangle type situation. Be careful who you stick your dick in, fellas.
 
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