WWAW Hawk Tuah Girl?

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

On the upside there is absolutely no way she doesn't drop hard Rs on the reg

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Dude I went on a cruise with my wife for my honeymoon last month and there was some shithead college kid on the cruise with his parents who had a HAWK TUAH 2024 Shirt on in the style of Reagan-Bush’s campaign sign.

Fuckin brat was eating eggs and bacon next to his parents with a FUNNY SLOPPY BLOWJOB MEME shirt.



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Nice marriage, stupid.

I hope your wife “spit on that thang” tho

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You know what else? Bitch got a flat butt. I do not appreciate a flat butt.

She looks pretty flat in general.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She looks pretty flat in general.

She's got some decent bubs.

Baby. Got. BUBS!

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Ugly or fat girl pussy >>>> no pussy, as long as you don’t have to dance like a monkey and degrade yourself for it.

Best pussy I have ever felt was between the thighs of a morbidly obese single mom of two traveling on a work trip. Matched on Bumble and she told me to bring BBQ to her crappy hotel room at 7 PM. I asked her what cuts and she said just get one of everything.

I showed up. She answered the door in a pretty flattering flowing black dress. Told me to put the BBQ bag down. Pulled the dress off, was nude underneath, and laid back on the pull-out couch bed. Opened her thighs.

I fingered her, tonguefucked and fingerwd her asshole, then came inside of her without a condom before I knew her real name.

She was so fat that when I fucked her missionary I couldn’t kiss her or do doggy when she rolled over. No matter: I just lapped at her asshole like a thirsty puppy instead.

Beautiful fat tits, clean hairless cunt and asshole. Surprisingly tight pussy, somehow. Hairless below her ear.

When I came hard, she did a kegel on my cock to pull the last drips of cum out.

I asked if she was on the pill. She said “no but it’s fine.”

That answer made me get hard enough to fuck her again with no refractory period. Two creampies busted in a fat slut with two bastards and no BC within an hour of meeting her.

Then we sat ate brisket and pulled pork on the other sofa. She watched dumbass “Impractical Jokers.” I got horny Again so I ate her sloppy fat cummy cunt while she laid back and kept eating. She laid back, still nude, with one fat leg up on the back of the sofa, the other on the floor.

She ate ribs while I ate her out and tried to jerk off but couldn’t get hard. Absolure gluttony.

I was in love. Infatuated. I fingered her asshole a bit. She got bored and told me she was too busy tomorrow so she had to sleep, but leave the bag.

She kicked me out and presumably ate the rest of the BBQ.

The next day I texted her several times. She left me on “Read”. Took two loads of my spum and $60 of BBQ then ghosted me.

I lived in Odessa Texas then, an Oil town with lots of extra men, so she probably got some other more attractive guy to bring her another bag of meat to scarf down during unprotected sex.

I wonder how many dozens or even hundreds of strangers she has fucked without protection while eating a bag of pork.


I still jerk off to the memory. Wife material.

Holy!

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Why are you here?

Because he's here! Roll the Bones!

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

To do cum tributes to Dani brand

Nice! Tiny tits Dani or big beefers Dani?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Nice! Tiny tits Dani or big beefers Dani?

Thicc Dani and it’s not close

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

She's a crack baby. Explains her appeal to people here

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She's so sweet. Seriously! I find her refreshing.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Thicc Dani and it’s not close

I prefer skinny boy like Dani.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Ugly or fat girl pussy >>>> no pussy, as long as you don’t have to dance like a monkey and degrade yourself for it.

Best pussy I have ever felt was between the thighs of a morbidly obese single mom of two traveling on a work trip. Matched on Bumble and she told me to bring BBQ to her crappy hotel room at 7 PM. I asked her what cuts and she said just get one of everything.

I showed up. She answered the door in a pretty flattering flowing black dress. Told me to put the BBQ bag down. Pulled the dress off, was nude underneath, and laid back on the pull-out couch bed. Opened her thighs.

I fingered her, tonguefucked and fingerwd her asshole, then came inside of her without a condom before I knew her real name.

She was so fat that when I fucked her missionary I couldn’t kiss her or do doggy when she rolled over. No matter: I just lapped at her asshole like a thirsty puppy instead.

Beautiful fat tits, clean hairless cunt and asshole. Surprisingly tight pussy, somehow. Hairless below her ear.

When I came hard, she did a kegel on my cock to pull the last drips of cum out.

I asked if she was on the pill. She said “no but it’s fine.”

That answer made me get hard enough to fuck her again with no refractory period. Two creampies busted in a fat slut with two bastards and no BC within an hour of meeting her.

Then we sat ate brisket and pulled pork on the other sofa. She watched dumbass “Impractical Jokers.” I got horny Again so I ate her sloppy fat cummy cunt while she laid back and kept eating. She laid back, still nude, with one fat leg up on the back of the sofa, the other on the floor.

She ate ribs while I ate her out and tried to jerk off but couldn’t get hard. Absolure gluttony.

I was in love. Infatuated. I fingered her asshole a bit. She got bored and told me she was too busy tomorrow so she had to sleep, but leave the bag.

She kicked me out and presumably ate the rest of the BBQ.

The next day I texted her several times. She left me on “Read”. Took two loads of my spum and $60 of BBQ then ghosted me.

I lived in Odessa Texas then, an Oil town with lots of extra men, so she probably got some other more attractive guy to bring her another bag of meat to scarf down during unprotected sex.

I wonder how many dozens or even hundreds of strangers she has fucked without protection while eating a bag of pork.


I still jerk off to the memory. Wife material.

I had to source some rolled channel steel outside of Odessa once and it was a fucking nightmare. I've heard of Odessa-Midlands and thought they were civilized. Barely. Ended up having to get that shit rolled outside of Dallas and shipped near town. "Outside" of town means up to 2 hours driving in that area.

Anyway, happy that you got to cum but you should have some standards. You were basically Pat meeting Nikki for the first time but she at least acknowledged him after the disgusting act.

 

[Monk]

I'd let her spit on my prick then hop on for a ride while those white trash bubs bounce around right in my face.

 

[Chapel]

She is intimate with African American gentlemen and i don't care for that type of behavior

Thats how the aids spreads

 

[captainjapan]

I had to source some rolled channel steel outside of Odessa once and it was a fucking nightmare. I've heard of Odessa-Midlands and thought they were civilized. Barely. Ended up having to get that shit rolled outside of Dallas and shipped near town. "Outside" of town means up to 2 hours driving in that area.

Anyway, happy that you got to cum but you should have some standards. You were basically Pat meeting Nikki for the first time but she at least acknowledged him after the disgusting act.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Remember Damn Daniel?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Its ridiculous how out of hand Hawk Tuah has gone to where she’s like a celebrity now, but I have no problem with her at all. Seems chill.
Dealt a shitty hand in life, junky mom abandoned her, was working in a factory that made bed springs. Obviously she’s gonna milk this for all its worth, good for her I say

 

[TorpidSloth]

We live in a world where a drunk whore is celebrated for vulgarly telling the world she likes to spit on penises. Bring on the fire and brimstone.

 

[Kinderman]

I heard she's going to box that Jojo Siwa kid or some shit.

Maybe I should say I spit on dicks so I can call out Martin Landau and Akon.

That’s kinda funny, a dumb whore known for sucking cock vs. a box-munching turbodyke.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Ugly or fat girl pussy >>>> no pussy, as long as you don’t have to dance like a monkey and degrade yourself for it.

Best pussy I have ever felt was between the thighs of an obese single mom of two traveling on a work trip. Matched on Bumble and she told me to bring BBQ to her crappy hotel room at 7 PM. I asked her what cuts and she said just get one of everything.

I showed up. She answered the door in a pretty flattering flowing black dress. Told me to put the BBQ bag down. Pulled the dress off, was nude underneath, and laid back on the pull-out couch bed. Opened her thighs.

I fingered her, tonguefucked and fingerwd her asshole, then came inside of her without a condom before I knew her real name.

She was so fat that when I fucked her missionary I couldn’t kiss her or do doggy when she rolled over. No matter: I just lapped at her asshole like a thirsty puppy instead.

Beautiful fat tits, clean hairless cunt and asshole. Surprisingly tight pussy, somehow. Hairless below her ear.

When I came hard, she did a kegel on my cock to pull the last drips of cum out.

I asked if she was on the pill. She said “no but it’s fine.”

That answer made me get hard enough to fuck her again with no refractory period. Two creampies busted in a fat slut with two bastards and no BC within an hour of meeting her.

Then we sat ate brisket and pulled pork on the other sofa. She watched dumbass “Impractical Jokers.” I got horny Again so I ate her sloppy fat cummy cunt while she laid back and kept eating. She laid back, still nude, with one fat leg up on the back of the sofa, the other on the floor.

She ate ribs while I ate her out and tried to jerk off but couldn’t get hard. Absolure gluttony.

I was in love. Infatuated. I fingered her asshole a bit. She got bored and told me she was too busy tomorrow so she had to sleep, but leave the bag.

She kicked me out and presumably ate the rest of the BBQ.

The next day I texted her several times. She left me on “Read”. Took two loads of my spum and $60 of BBQ then ghosted me.

I lived in Odessa Texas then, an Oil town with lots of extra men, so she probably got some other more attractive guy to bring her another bag of meat to scarf down during unprotected sex.

I wonder how many dozens or even hundreds of strangers she has fucked without protection while eating a bag of pork.


I still jerk off to the memory. Wife material.

My nigga rightchere

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGHUUUUUHHHHHHHHHYYYY

I'M ALL-CAPS YELLIN' ABE VIGODA AND I TOIPE IN ALL CAHHPS TO DENOTE MOY YELLIN'! OI'M YELLIN' SEW HERRD!