WWAW having to pay $400 just to go to your friends bachelor party?

[NortheastPhilly]

This faggot decides to have his bachelor party at some mansion in North Carolina so we all have to pay like $400 to go for a 4 day weekend. When did people start doing this shit?
He’s a good fawkin friend of mine to be honest witcha, and I want to go, but I feel motherfucked and wish people in my generation could just do more inexpensive shit.
You just start the night downtown, go to a stripclub, end the night at a casino. Boom, its not that fucking hard and I dont have to drive 6 hours.
Am I right?

I said am I right?!

 

[Udders]

Deduct your expenses from the wedding gift.

 

[aRTie02150]

My brother did this move and it annoyed me, but he told me it was to avoid having so many people asking why they weren't invited etc.

 

[The Greaseman]

Pay but get back at him by raping his fiancee.

 

[Toast]

I feel yah man, last bachelor party i had to go to, required me to fly to Naples Florida, stay in some mansion with a great pool to enjoy and then go out to golf and drink. I mean how dare this motherfucker make me have a great vacation for his bachelor party.

 

[guest]

You spent what, 4 years in a literal navy prison shack, then spend the bare minimum on vacation after you got your freedom by sleeping in a tent in the middle of a methhead desert campground, slumming it across the country in some jalopi with a bunch of fags, and now you follow nana’s footsteps by laying rooftiles 10hours a day… and actually like it?
You didn’t save up at least 25k while complaining here everyday?
It’s nice to have $$$$, live a little
The military poisoned your mind to reject anything fun, you cheap masochistic motherfucker

 

[Ladynyahh]

$400 isn't that much brotherman. Even fat Pat has $400 laying around

 

[Mike Glyer]

Boomia spends $400 every week on food for his kids individually. Suck it up!

But also, yeah that would annoy me. My best friend called to tell me what suit to buy for his wedding and everything would cost me $1,500. I immediately told him we were renting suits and that he was insane. I have no clue why that thought even went through his head when we don't come from money and his groosmen were all struggling musicians.

I wanted to fuck his wife's cousin at the wedding.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Go and enjoy yourself but drop random ona references, get hammered, and show everyone this gif:

 

[guest]

Pay but get back at him by raping his fiancee.

I hope it’s a gay wedding.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

You spent what, 4 years in a literal navy prison shack, then spend the bare minimum on vacation after you got your freedom by sleeping in a tent in the middle of a methhead desert campground, slumming it across the country in some jalopi with a bunch of fags, and now you follow nana’s footsteps by laying rooftiles 10hours a day… and actually like it?
You didn’t save up at least 25k while complaining here everyday?
It’s nice to have $$$$, live a little
The military poisoned your mind to reject anything fun, you cheap masochistic motherfucker

 

[Zombie247]

"Fill your boots boyo". You got to go. I agree with pub crawl and strip club. But fuck it.

Or you could cop out, and get him fucked up. And get him blown by a crack head with peanut brittle on her breath.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

You just start the night downtown, go to a stripclub, end the night at a casino.

You would probably spend more than $400 doing that lol.. plus think of all the cocksucking & buttfucking you and your buds can get up
to in a North Carolina mansion.

 

[guest]

Sounds PFG to me. Last bachelor party i went to was in Miami and cost me a hell of a lot more than that.

 

[guest]

Most stag dos I've been to require paying to fly somewhere and accommodation. You're then obviously expected not to let the groom put his hand in his pocket for however long the bachelor party is. He's out of your life for 400 dollars? You got off cheap! (Dan, this is a reference to friend of the show Chazz Palminteri's A Bronx Tale and the fact that NortheastPhilly isn't going to see much of his friend anymore once he gets married.)

 

[FranksWirecutters]

This faggot decides to have his bachelor party at some mansion in North Carolina so we all have to pay like $400 to go for a 4 day weekend. When did people start doing this shit?
He’s a good fawkin friend of mine to be honest witcha, and I want to go, but I feel motherfucked and wish people in my generation could just do more inexpensive shit.
You just start the night downtown, go to a stripclub, end the night at a casino. Boom, its not that fucking hard and I dont have to drive 6 hours.
Am I right?

I said am I right?!

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[guest]

If you need a list of breweries I've been to all of the good ones.

Great idea,
The orange and hazel undertones of the locally brewed ipa flights will help loosen their assholes before a long night of raw fucking each other

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Yeah I guess I do deserve to treat myself and quit worrying.
Thanks internet strangers!

 

[Imager]

Yeah I guess I do deserve to treat myself and quit worrying.
Thanks internet strangers!

Where's my reddit gold?

 

[guest]

stag dos

Shut up. Fuck you.