- Forum Clout
- 55,112
Not the greatest speech of all time, but still a speech I will always enjoy.
Ichiro was one of the greatest to ever play the game and is also a genuinely good dude.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
Love the fawkin Ichiro. Got to see him play a few times when I was young.
I know this one's inevitable so I'll do it
Oh, absolutely. I don't know any baseball fan who doesn't like him. The times I saw him were at Safeco in the summer, cool shit.I got to see him a few times as well. I had never seen a player as respected by fans at every stadium. I remember the Red Sox getting smacked by the one time and the fans were still gushing over Ichiro and trying to get him to wave to them and stuff.
Players too. I can't recall any player having a bad thing to say about the guy and quite a few of them admired his skill. He loves the game and respects it more than most.Oh, absolutely. I don't know any baseball fan who doesn't like him. The times I saw him were at Safeco in the summer, cool shit.
28 years pro, between Japan and MLB. And he was still effective pretty late into his career.Players too. I can't recall any player having a bad thing to say about the guy and quite a few of them admired his skill. He loves the game and respects it more than most.
He even respected the equipment and made a point never to break or throw a bat out of frustration.
Neat article about when he apologized to a bat manufacturer for throwing his bat.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.mlb.com/cut4/ichiro-once-threw-a-bat--then-wrote-a-letter-of-apology-to-the-man-who-crafted-it/c-101140160[/URL]
I honestly miss the guy.
Eisenhower's Farewell Address where he warns us about the Military Industrial Complex:
Eisenhower's Farewell Address where he warns us about the Military Industrial Complex:
Fuck George Washington, that elitist traitor. He taxed small whiskey farmers a larger percentage than he did the large-scale producers, threatening the regular farmers' livelihoods. When they protested (tarring and feathering tax collectors, etc.), he squashed his own people militarily with troops and forced them to pay up. #RememberTheWhiskeyRebellionIf we’re talking wise Presidential farewells that have been largely ignored to our detriment, we have to include Washington’s farewell letter. He warned against political parties and factions, excessive borrowing, unnecessary wars, involvement in foreign intrigues, the influence of other nations (including supposed allies) over our own government, and the importance of morality.
But you know, dead white male slaveowner, so ignore him.
Not the greatest speech of all time, but still a speech I will always enjoy.
Ichiro was one of the greatest to ever play the game and is also a genuinely good dude.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/