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WWAW golfing with kids and women?

LiberalPussy

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That's a better spirit than I've got. To this day if I'm ever doing that badly it ruins my whole time lol. I get visibly pissed off and mutter to myself that I'm a fucking idiot and a loser. "Why are you even heeeeeere? You fucking RETARD. You paid to come out here and fuck up. You're making a foooooool of yourself." I should work on that.
Do you brooooood over it?
 
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My friend from school used to look forward to a morning of golf by himself every Sunday, but his cunt of a wife had other ideas.

He's a teacher, so he's already around kids all week, and has 4 young sons at home. He's one of those too-good-to-be-true bastards who rushes home every day to be with his family, cooks dinner most of the time, gets them all ready for bed, reads to them. This is while the bitch he's married to "unwinds" after a long day of "copywriting" for a couple of hours WFH. He doesn't drink or ever go out without them, so you'd think a couple of hours alone on a Sunday morning would be OK. Apparently not. She now insists he takes the older 3 boys with him (7, 5 and 3) because it seems she can't cope with any child of hers who can walk or talk back. She's not even hot. I kind of feel sorry for him, but it's also his own fault for marrying such a useless cunt so enjoy golfing with your rugrats, stupid.
 

CuntFucker

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My dad took me golfing all the time. It was usually a great time, but a good 35% of the time we'd end up freaking out on eachother on the course and not talking for the rest of the holes. It was always because he'd try to give me advice and I'd be a little fag about it.

"Make sure you keep that left arm straight, buddy."

"I DID!"

I was a little prick.
absolute time waste of a post, this
 

WifeStoreWill

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If you’re going to take your kid then take another buddy of yours and his kid too. Don’t fuck up the game for the adults.

And don’t go to a real course, find some short public course.
 
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