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WWAW gay men who "have kids"?

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My Son Called Me a Faggot
Not enough straight parents have that conversation with their kid.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Nice trying to explain away degenerate faggot child molesters, and including the beloved belief of "priests do it the most!!".
That literally wasn’t my point but thank you for confirming you’re a brainlet who read a differing opinion and you just couldn’t comprehend it.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I don’t know how some of you faggots remember to breath. “If all priests aren’t gay why do they touch kids? Because they have easy access to them. The attraction to kids triumphs your gender preference” somehow becomes “Faggots molesting kids is ok because priests do it more!”

It’s from being exposed to literal brain dead opinions. You see a lot of people saying the latter, you see me mention “priests” and your mind fills in the blanks for what you THINK i’m saying like a down syndrome madlibs.

Brainlet.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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People like this are so fucking weird…I get having a beard you would bring to parties but imagine marrying one and HAVING KIDS WITH THEM. Put yourself in their shoes, imagine dating a man for 20 years and cumming inside them and you’re not gay at all. How? How do you do that? And why do you need to start a family with your beard and fuck their lives up?
I have a gay uncle who didn't come out as gay until his three children were adults and he only broke up with their mother when he came out. He's definitely not a molester but he's weird. I was young but I remember my dad telling me about "the day your Aunt Bill told us all he was a fag. Everyone was in disbelief for some reason and I'm like 'yeah, I know, he sewed us a beautiful quilt for a wedding gift and he bakes multpile pies for every family function' "
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I have a gay uncle who didn't come out as gay until his three children were adults and he only broke up with their mother when he came out. He's definitely not a molester but he's weird.
To be honest I think living in a lie like that would mentally destroy you. Again with putting yourself in their shoes…imagine you pretending to be gay for a decade when you’re not. It would fuck you up pretty bad, look at all the non gay dudes in prison who have buttsex.
I was young but I remember my dad telling me about "the day your Aunt Bill told us all he was a fag. Everyone was in disbelief for some reason and I'm like 'yeah, I know, he sewed us a beautiful quilt for a wedding gift and he bakes multpile pies for every family function' "
Its weird, some people assume every “gay thing” you do is indicative of you being gay. Others are extremely ignorant and think their daughter is just bringing her “best friend / roommate” to thanksgiving for the last 20 years, nothing weird with that! I think they just don’t want to accept it
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I have a gay uncle who didn't come out as gay until his three children were adults and he only broke up with their mother when he came out. He's definitely not a molester but he's weird. I was young but I remember my dad telling me about "the day your Aunt Bill told us all he was a fag. Everyone was in disbelief for some reason and I'm like 'yeah, I know, he sewed us a beautiful quilt for a wedding gift and he bakes multpile pies for every family function' "
I fucked him
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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To be honest I think living in a lie like that would mentally destroy you. Again with putting yourself in their shoes…imagine you pretending to be gay for a decade when you’re not. It would fuck you up pretty bad, look at all the non gay dudes in prison who have buttsex.

Its weird, some people assume every “gay thing” you do is indicative of you being gay. Others are extremely ignorant and think their daughter is just bringing her “best friend / roommate” to thanksgiving for the last 20 years, nothing weird with that! I think they just don’t want to accept it
I honestly never put it together until I was like 16. He started bringing this extremely creepy little flamer dude to everything and when you'd ask why the fuck this guy is at every family function someone would be like "that's your uncle's friend" and I was like "Yeah, I guess I bring my friends to these things sometimes too. Kinda weird that he's so tight with a super gay guy. Wait..."
 
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I don’t know how some of you faggots remember to breath. “If all priests aren’t gay why do they touch kids? Because they have easy access to them. The attraction to kids triumphs your gender preference” somehow becomes “Faggots molesting kids is ok because priests do it more!”

It’s from being exposed to literal brain dead opinions. You see a lot of people saying the latter, you see me mention “priests” and your mind fills in the blanks for what you THINK i’m saying like a down syndrome madlibs.

Brainlet.
Refresh my memory... Are you gay, or do you just occasionally like the feeling of a nice fat cock stretching out your anus? Not being rude just sincere.
 

Suetonius

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Refresh my memory... Are you gay, or do you just occasionally like the feeling of a nice fat cock stretching out your anus? Not being rude just sincere.
Occasionally and also i’m the pitcher not the catcher. I’m a regular Jim Norton if you will, without the strap ons and shitting and pissing and everything.
 

Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated
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I don’t have a problem with it but I do hate the thing you’re describing. You didn’t “have kids”…you got them. But it’s still not as infuriating as when a gay couple take a picture with their adopted baby in a hospital bed. What’d you give birth out of your dick? Get the fuck out of the bed faggot you’re fine.

But regarding the issue of adoption yeah yeah faggots pedophiles etc, niggers don’t even understand how hard adopting children is. Lets look at compare a straight pedo and a gay pedo. If a gay pedo wanted access to kids he’d have to adopt them and get a background check and show he can provide for them…which is all a lot fucking harder than going out to just molest some kid you don’t know and don’t need a background check to access. But a straight pedo can just fuck any random whore and have access to his own kid 9 months later with literally 0 background checks.

Also factor this in…Even the most non pedophilic gays are looked at as creeps and pedos, so their access to other peoples kids is usually limited. However, this same scrutiny isn’t applied to straight people and thus they have easier access to your kids.
A whole lot of words just to say "Not all gay men are pedophiles!" Yeah, we know, but since most of you faggots refuse to criticize degenerate LGBQT culture we're left with no choice but to oppose ALL homosexuals at every turn...

Civil unions, Not good enough! We want a RELIGIOUS ceremony in your church, biggot! Once we've infiltrated your churches we'll turn the focus away from Jesus and replace him(Most likely transgendered) with nigger and tranny worship.
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Having kids, "Ok, nature clearly doesn't want us to have children, but we're fags and we get what we want you fucking biggots!"


Bathrooms, "You don't understand science! If I decide I'm a women, I am! Don't give me suspicious looks when I follow your daughter into the ladies restroom you fucking bigots!"
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Grooming, we're not Grooming! We're simply educating your young and impressionable children on mature sexual fetishes, and if seeing me play out my sexual fetish in front of your child makes you uncomfortable it's because you're a homophobe bigot!
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How is it a "myth" when the fucking guy is flat out saying that it's part of gay culture and he has experienced it first hand?
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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A whole lot of words just to say "Not all gay men are pedophiles!" Yeah, we know, but since most of you faggots refuse to criticize degenerate LGBQT culture we're left with no choice but to oppose ALL homosexuals at every turn...

Civil unions, Not good enough! We want a RELIGIOUS ceremony in your church, biggot! Once we've infiltrated your churches we'll turn the focus away from Jesus and replace him(Most likely transgendered) with nigger and tranny worship.
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Having kids, "Ok, nature clearly doesn't want us to have children, but we're fags and we get what we want you fucking biggots!"


Bathrooms, "You don't understand science! If I decide I'm a women, I am! Don't give me suspicious looks when I follow your daughter into the ladies restroom you fucking bigots!"
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Grooming, we're not Grooming! We're simply educating your young and impressionable children on mature sexual fetishes, and if seeing me play out my sexual fetish in front of your child makes you uncomfortable it's because you're a homophobe bigot!
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How is it a "myth" when the fucking guy is flat out saying that it's part of gay culture and he has experienced it first hand?
Be honest now. Is a gay man more likely to fuck a kid or is a you. It's about 9 to 1 statistically and it matches then general population.
 
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