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An average sized man wouldn't get squashed by that thoIf the lift tips over you can be thrown under the roll cage and crushed to death
I also didn't wear a hard hat or safety gloves. I was a real fawkin cowboy sniffY'all niggers never had a real job. I get it.
Did you make sure to put on a harness before posting that lmaoAre there this many dumb niggers on this board?
Are seriously asking this question? Joined Feb 6, 2021 cmon niggaAre there this many dumb niggers on this board?
I started wearing the hat when a hickory 2x12 landed on my head one dayI also didn't wear a hard hat or safety gloves. I was a real fawkin cowboy sniff
No, child. ThaT did noT occuR.I started wearing the hat when a hickory 2x12 landed on my head one day
It was wet and full of mortar, too. I barked like a hit dog and had to lay down for a while so my spine could decompress.No, child. ThaT did noT occuR.
I'm autisticly obsessed with safety when using all equipment@aRTie02150 the fuck is going on over there, man?
But I'm a big handsome muscly man with luscious hair so I refuse to wear a helmet because I like to look sexy.It was wet and full of mortar, too. I barked like a hit dog and had to lay down for a while so my spine could decompress.
I worked at a scrap metal place for a while and it got fucking sketchy in there. When it snowed the loading bay was a nightmareWhere do you operate forklifts, at a skate park?
You use a seatbelt forklifting?I'm autisticly obsessed with safety when using all equipment
@aRTie02150 answer the question in a prompt, concise manner.You use a seatbelt forklifting?
Just because you can't kickflip your forklift like us, doesn't mean you have to be sour.Y'all niggers never had a real job. I get it.
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