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Some guy lost control and jammed his foot between a bollard and forklift. They had to amputate it. Nice giving yourself a pegleg at work for $17/hr, stupid.
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The only way that could happen is if his foot was dangling outside the counterbalance. Not going to dox my business but it involves this shit. Majority of forklift accidents happens to drivers with 5+ years experience, because they get complacent af (sassy).Some guy lost control and jammed his foot between a bollard and forklift. They had to amputate it. Nice giving yourself a pegleg at work for $17/hr, stupid.
Some young kid on a site I was working on took a heavy ass pallet down a ramp backwards. He lost control of the pallet jack and it smashed his foot against the concrete wall. Pulped that shit. I felt bad for him because sure it was stupid but that's what foremen are there for - keep the young guys from killing themselves.Another coworker got her leg broken because the stupit fuckin' bitch had her leg dangling off a trailer on the back of a tractor and a faggot behind them in a Gator smashed into the back of the trailer. Broke that ho's leg to shit, sucka.
Lol wtf, who unironically wears a seatbelt on a forklift, nerd.Completely avoidable accidents are funny. I bet he didn't have his seatbelt on or anything. "Why do you need a seatbelt? They move so slow" type shit.
The only way that could happen is if his foot was dangling outside the counterbalance. Not going to dox my business but it involves this shit. Majority of forklift accidents happens to drivers with 5+ years experience, because they get complacent af (sassy).
Big surprise that you're the kind of dope who doesn't understand why forklifts have seatbeltsLol wtf, who unironically wears a seatbelt on a forklift, nerd.
Go ahead and explain it to meBig surprise that you're the kind of dope who doesn't understand why forklifts have seatbelts
Lol wtf, who unironically wears a seatbelt on a forklift, nerd.
Lol wtf, who unironically wears a seatbelt on a forklift, nerd.
Nerd.Big surprise that you're the kind of dope who doesn't understand why forklifts have seatbelts
If the lift tips over you can be thrown under the roll cage and crushed to deathGo ahead and explain it to me
Completely avoidable accidents are funny. I bet he didn't have his seatbelt on or anything. "Why do you need a seatbelt? They move so slow" type shit.
When I went for my forklift licence I was like "wtf they have seatbelts?" I never wore one, but the only reason I would is if I felt I was in an unsafe situation, like getting hit with a truck... in which case I wouldn't be in a forklift.Lol wtf, who unironically wears a seatbelt on a forklift, nerd.
Pussy ass bitch ass faggot ass suckaIf the lift tips over you can be thrown under the roll cage and crushed to death
Where do you operate forklifts, at a skate park?If the lift tips over you can be thrown under the roll cage and crushed to death
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