WWAW “do you mind switching seats so we can sit together?”

[PickleRickle]

That happened to me once, so I looked at the husband and he was like

So I said "Sorry, can't do it"

So, she spent the whole journey moaning like a right Karen bitch!

At the end of the journey they get off together, the husband looked round at me and mouthed "Thank you!"

Based hero. I had an ex girlfriend wild out while I was on a tour bus heading back from Winnipeg, I had to mouth to all the other men that I was so sorry about the monster I brought along. Fuckin' humiliating shit. I wish that Greyhound had an unhinged asian on it to cut her head off. The fucked up thing, is that we did have an unhinged asian on the bus, he kept standing on his knees, looking backwards directly into my eyes, and screaming as loud as he could from 2am to 6am. I didnt sleep, my psycho ex was holding me and crying, and I was ready to throw down with this slant, I shoulda just choked him after the third screaming outburst.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Based hero. I had an ex girlfriend wild out while I was on a tour bus heading back from Winnipeg, I had to mouth to all the other men that I was so sorry about the monster I brought along. Fuckin' humiliating shit. I wish that Greyhound had an unhinged asian on it to cut her head off. The fucked up thing, is that we did have an unhinged asian on the bus, he kept standing on his knees, looking backwards directly into my eyes, and screaming as loud as he could from 2am to 6am. I didnt sleep, my psycho ex was holding me and crying, and I was ready to throw down with this slant, I shoulda just choked him after the third screaming outburst.

They're not people

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

For 10k cash right now would be my response. I also know when to strategically deploy my RBF to prevent stupid ass shit like this.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Are you British

No, child.

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAW pushing the call button and asking the flight attendant if it’s ok to masturbate in the toilet?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

WWAW pushing the call button and asking the flight attendant if it’s ok to masturbate in the toilet?

If you consider the toilet and the person sitting next to me the same then I do that

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If someone ever asked me to switch seats with them I'd take a razor blade from under my tongue and slit my throat with it. Bet they'd never ask anyone to switch seats again.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If someone ever asked me to switch seats with them I'd take a razor blade from under my tongue and slit my throat with it. Bet they'd never ask anyone to switch seats again.

Fawk that’s a good idea. Next time I’ll just harakiri myself while looking them dead in the face

 

[musTARD]

On the train back home after holiday vacation and of course, some chick is like “would you mind switching seats so my husband and I can sit together?”

How about the fact that I paid for the ticket, stupid? What are you, five? Wanna sit next to your crush and get finger popped like it’s the back of the bus in 2004? Sit across the aisle from one another like adults and shut your mouth.

It’s one of the most childish () things I regularly observe in people. If you are so focused on sitting together then book the ticket accordingly, hole.

FAWK.

Just let them sit together wtf is your problem b?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just let them sit together wtf is your problem b?

Just common courtesy b.

The app for train tickets lets you select your seat preference. If you wanna sit together you can choose that and be given seats next to one another (if available).

 

[BUBBLER]

Just let them sit together wtf is your problem b?

Cause if they sit together they're just gonna talk the whole time

 

[DMAN]

The last time I was approached for banter on a plane, it was before 9/11 and I was a child.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

If someone ever asked me to switch seats with them I'd take a razor blade from under my tongue and slit my throat with it. Bet they'd never ask anyone to switch seats again.

Hard to do when you're dead dogsie

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hard to do when you're dead dogsie

Ghosts can die and it hurts like fuck. We just wake up again. I've had my head crushed by like 50 trains.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

On the train back home after holiday vacation and of course, some chick is like “would you mind switching seats so my husband and I can sit together?”

How about the fact that I paid for the ticket, stupid? What are you, five? Wanna sit next to your crush and get finger popped like it’s the back of the bus in 2004? Sit across the aisle from one another like adults and shut your mouth.

It’s one of the most childish () things I regularly observe in people. If you are so focused on sitting together then book the ticket accordingly, hole.

FAWK.

You fingered a five year old??

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You fingered a five year old??

 

[Toast]

I was asked if I could move once. I said sure, as long as it's another aisle seat. Of course, it wasn't, so I didn't move at all. That's front of the plane privilege.

Great story, right?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You can't win. You move, you look like a pushover. You stay in your seat, you're a dick.

So I tell them I'll move if they agree to donate to a children's cancer charity right then and there.