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wwaw dinosaurs getting gayer?

HeyItsVos

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Dinosaurs should only be depicted as weapons for humans.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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Honestly, I think the old school versions might be more correct. Dinosaurs are all just big green lizards that will chase you. You're not going to be riding them to work in the quarry or anything like that. The Flintstones was clearly pure fiction.

Just stay away from the big lizards and wait for the ice age and make sure you have some decent fur-lined loin cloths. Wait them out. That's how we beat them.
 

Gay Faggot.

Boqcels in DISTRESS!!!
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Honestly, I think the old school versions might be more correct. Dinosaurs are all just big green lizards that will chase you. You're not going to be riding them to work in the quarry or anything like that. The Flintstones was clearly pure fiction.

Just stay away from the big lizards and wait for the ice age and make sure you have some decent fur-lined loin cloths. Wait them out. That's how we beat them.
Fuck I thought the flintstones was real.
 

Chive Turkey

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I like it tbh. The updated portrayal of dinosaurs as more bird-like (and almost mammalian in some cases) does make them feel more like real animals that you can picture running around. People poke fun at it but I personally think them being more like birds is actually scarier than them being big scaly reptiles. There's an activeness and intelligence to birds, they're inquisitive and jittery. It's cute in a magpie but not so much in an animal that can look you right in the eye.



Same with the noises. The T-Rex bellowing and raptor snarling from da movies is classic, but there's something creepier about them rumbling, hissing, chirping and mewling. They feel way more alien.

 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

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I like it tbh. The updated portrayal of dinosaurs as more bird-like (and almost mammalian in some cases) does make them feel more like real animals that you can picture running around. People poke fun at it but I personally think them being more like birds is actually scarier than them being big scaly reptiles. There's an activeness and intelligence to birds, they're inquisitive and jittery. It's cute in a magpie but not so much in an animal that can look you right in the eye.



Same with the noises. The T-Rex bellowing and raptor snarling from da movies is classic, but there's something creepier about them rumbling, hissing, chirping and mewling. They feel way more alien.


It's clear that the air and sea niggas stayed true cult! The sea niggas remained true to death metal growls while the air niggas evolved into black metal screams. The land faggots spent their time selling out and following hack trends. Faggots. Sounding like retards and shiznits. Bunch of Poison and Motley Crue niggers fake playing and singing like dog shit. I'll take the death/thrash/black metal any day to the pussy boy shit.

Land & Sea Dinos 4ever! 🤘
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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If a T-rex fell over could it even get back up? It seems like with them baby ass arms, all youd need to do is set a simple trip wire and watch it wiggle around on the ground until it died of exhaustion. Check mate, cave niggers.
 

Dog Eater

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I’ll stab those stupid fucking faggots right in the fucking heart with a fukken stick with a sharp rock on the end then I’ll smash their stupid fucking skull right the fuck in with a huge fucken rock take that dinosaur faggot queers.
 

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I fucking love science. They just make shit up constantly, revise it to suit the current narrative and call you a dumb rube if you show any signs of skepticism.

"We can never be sure of anything! That's why science is so great - it's a never-ending process of discovery!" is definitely not what somebody who's playing you for a mark would say.
 
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