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Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?

Carl Winslow

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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
I love dogs but pit bulls are the Cumia’s of dog breeds.
We were out the other night and some African queen with 5 future nubian king/queen (well behaved of course) children was being dragged around by one. First thought was this dog is killing at least one of them. I finished my beer and got another one. (Grapefruit shandy) <---- Opie reference Dan.
 
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Call me fucked up, but that's a feel good story to me. Dad looks like a faggot, the mom is probably one of the many cunts Ive been in arguments with on the pitbull subreddit, and the kids are young enough to automatically go to Heaven.
 

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You talking about the Sleeper Cell?

My gaurd dogs play chess, not checkers mr. Feznor
The dog is in a cage at the shelter. Meanwhile the parents are on the news explaining how their kid has to wear a prosthetic nose until surgeons can grow a new one for it on its arm all because beloved family member Mr Ruffles tried to tear its face off.

A couple of weeks later, a new couple turn up at the shelter to adopt the dog because there's no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners.

Later that night, the dog swirls then sips his glass of cognac, sitting in a leather armchair in front of the fireplace, looking at the family photos on the mantel. "And so the game begins again... "
 
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Acquaintance of mine was telling me about this earlier today. She's a single mother with two kids by two different dads. She owns a pit bull. Her take was, predictably: "It's the owners, my pittie would NEVER!" I don't think she appreciated me saying it wasn't surprising and she should get rid of her dog immediately.
 
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My older sister had a couple for years. One of them recently put her dumb ass in the hospital (and itself in a grave) after trying to kill her. I hope she got rid of the other one but logic isn't her strong suit. I warned her about those nigger dogs but she didn't listen.
 
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