Wwaw diddy getting raided

[Phish]

P.enis Diddler

Is Diddy why Diddler is trending on Xitter?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

That was I was thinking. Did I miss something? He shit on a hot chicks head, a wet one that ran down her back. Then laughed and went for a shower.

That's...a lot of things. But faggotry?

I think anything involving doody is gay. If it isn't then why do fags love it so much?

 

[midwit]

I think anything involving doody is gay. If it isn't then why do fags love it so much?

It's a fair point but I think in life, some things are so god damn funny that you just get a pass.

Like realistically if Vince came up to me and said "hey Midwit brother, nice to see you. I'm going to drop a BROOOOOOOOTULLL, WETTTT, VIIIIIIIIIIIILE TURDDD ON THE HEAD OF THIS WHORRRRREEE. Would you care to join me?"

I would say yes without hesitation. And I would watch. And I would laugh and laugh and laugh.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Finally, the 1st news story in like 8 years not about Trump

 

[LingerLonger]

That was I was thinking. Did I miss something? He shit on a hot chicks head, a wet one that ran down her back. Then laughed and went for a shower.

That's...a lot of things. But faggotry?

Vince had a collection of dildos named and shaped after different wrestlers. And he supposedly would make wrestlers strip and get hard in front of him so he could see their cock size and know what dildo in his collections to use. It's hilarious faggy and ridiculous. You could argue "he only used those dildos on women". But that's pretty doubtful.

Vince had that storyline where guys had to literally kiss his bare ass. He probably whacked it 100 times that night and shoved Hulk Hogan dildos into himself while screaming in the angry Vince voice over and over.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Finally, the 1st news story in like 8 years not about Trump

Trump has apparently visited Diddy 38 times at his house since 2020 without secret service (this is real)

 

[DMAN]

Vince had a collection of dildos named and shaped after different wrestlers. And he supposedly would make wrestlers strip and get hard in front of him so he could see their cock size and know what dildo in his collections to use. It's hilarious faggy and ridiculous. You could argue "he only used those dildos on women". But that's pretty doubtful.

None of this actually happened. Lol, that brawd was texting her phone from his phone then deleting the texts while he napped next to her at 2 AM.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[StlakerFatti]

Diddy is (allegedly, but also really) a pederast and child trafficker. This gay shit is just PR for the public, so the bought off DA can more easily ignore his connections to Hollywood and politicians.

 

[Ronnie G]

I know an older guy who was a musician in Brooklyn when little Sean (Combs) was an aspiring 20-year-old DJ. The guy said Sean was very dedicated and would carry around his crate of records everywhere he went, volunteering to do anything music related, though he was uninteresting and aloof.

Out of nowhere Sean got some coveted internship with Def Jam (or wherever) and became Diddy soon after. He likely traded booty time with executives to rise very quickly and started asking for the same when he got big. I can see one of his boys accusing him of gayness, only for him to slowly pull his glasses down his nose and say something like, ”It's about power, my nigga."

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Someone telling Diddy to run, months ago.

x.com

twitter.com

Katt Williams talking about protecting his poop shute from Diddly.

x.com

twitter.com

An alleged neighbor saying there were busloads of minors.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1772511737142812750

 

[Stent]

This guy? Seems unlikely...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

All I remember about that whole deal was R Kelly talking to groups of underage girls outside the courthouse when they went on recess. R did not give a FUCK

Diddy has always sucked and I’ve hated him ever since he did that gay “Vote or Die” thing on MTV for the 2004 or 2008 election. Nice hip slogan, stupid.

I swear the only likable person in rap anymore is Suge Knight now that DMX is dead

I’m not excusing his behavior by any means but I think R. Kelly is mentally retarded. Pretty sure he can’t read and just wanted to play basketball all day.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’m not excusing his behavior by any means but I think R. Kelly is mentally retarded.

He obviously is based on the fact that he doesn't know how to hog tie people.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

And just as JLo's big comeback is rollng out. He dated her at the time of several allegations. She may wind up in court.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Dr. Dre was also a zesty nigga in the past and Lil Wayne did an interview where he kisses Bird Man. Rap is literally nothing but buck broken black men

 

[whippinghuskies]

Wtf is up with power and money that it makes you a complete faggot? Diddy and Vince Mcmahon are great examples.

In Vince' defense I don't think he did anything gay.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Opie talking about the situation live:

 

[RoTheHo69]

He got his bussy raided