WWAW da weddings?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember my one cousin's wedding when I was like 9. My mom dressed me up in a tail coat and bowtie like Groucho Marx. At the reception my uncle kept getting this smoking hot bridesmaid to ask me to dance and I kept trying to hide from her and running away embarrassed when she would come up to me. My uncle was like "why won't you dance with Kate? Touch her butt or something." And I was tearfully like "BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A FAG!" Like I figured I would've had a shot with this beautiful 20 year old if I was wearing my regular, manly 9 year old getup of coonskin cap and fringed leather jacket instead of the tails and cummerbund and my uncle knew this and was sabotaging me. I was legitimately pissed at him and he was laughing his ass off at me.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I hit on her and the victim feminist switch turns on.

there's definitely something deeper and funnier to this story than your Ortega simping ass wasn't capable of comprehending

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I remember my one cousin's wedding when I was like 9. My mom dressed me up in a tail coat and bowtie like Groucho Marx. At the reception my uncle kept getting this smoking hot bridesmaid to ask me to dance and I kept trying to hide from her and running away embarrassed when she would come up to me. My uncle was like "why won't you dance with Kate? Touch her butt or something." And I was tearfully like "BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A FAG!" Like I figured I would've had a shot with this beautiful 20 year old if I was wearing my regular, manly 9 year old getup of coonskin cap and fringed leather jacket instead of the tails and cummerbund and my uncle knew this and was sabotaging me. I was legitimately pissed at him and he was laughing his ass off at me.

Your uncle is hilarious. Give his ghost my regards.

 

[johnnynoname]

I know you're in your 40's without a wife or kids and play video games all day but don't push your loniless on me, pal

which poster on this forum are you specifically speaking to?