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WWAW Da Hooters?

RaggotFetard

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Because a lot of you are taking the whole place out of context. It just girls in shorts and push up bras--a lot of bartenders at other places wear the same shit. The one near me has couples and families and shit. It doesn't feel like a strip club at all.

Granted, there are cringe dudes who flirt with the servers and mistake their kindness for tips as something more, but again, that happens at regular bars and restaurants too
Go 👏off👏King! Here, you dropped this 👑. Have an updoot!

But seriously, you hit the nail on the head.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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i'm 5'11.
We know, bud.

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Never been into a Hooters but always felt like a loser the few times I went into an actual strip club.

First off, being a good looking bastard it always felt unnecessary. I ended up getting the number off an actual Brazilian 9 (OK, a 7) dancer and fucking her a few times when I was a penniless student in London.

Felt sad for the girls in the clubs I went to in Rome, Berlin, Prague and Sarajevo after that. Like you were once little girls who dreamed about being fairytale princesses and now you're shaking your swollen labia in my face. What happened? What went wrong? That's what happens to you with perspective, I guess.
Classic.
 
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The funny thing is now I'm almost 40, financially set up and married with kids, I'd probably need to pay a stripper to fuck me, whereas 20 years ago, when I was a beautiful motherfucker who could barely scrape together 20 quid to go out on a Friday night, I scored cartoon pussy no problem. Them's the breaks.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Because a lot of you are taking the whole place out of context. It just girls in shorts and push up bras--a lot of bartenders at other places wear the same shit. The one near me has couples and families and shit. It doesn't feel like a strip club at all.

Granted, there are cringe dudes who flirt with the servers and mistake their kindness for tips as something more, but again, that happens at regular bars and restaurants too
You don’t pay for a polaroid picture with waitresses at any other restaurants but I do mostly agree with you. I’d never go there with my mom though. Eating their with your whole family seems weird.
 

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I’m a fan. I used to go to the Anaheim location for happy hour, as that one had the BEST talent, but they closed it a couple years ago. I now go to the Costa Mesa one every Sunday after my church gig. Never order the shitty food, just 2-3 Space Dust IPA’s, then head home. Decided to check out the Long Beach one today just to change it up. Didn’t like the $15 parking, but the girls here ALL have big juicy dumpers!

I’ve been to locations all over the country and the best looking girls are all in SoCal and Florida. I couldn’t believe how gross they were in Chicago. Dumpy frumps with fupas and negresses in hideous weaves. Bought a $25 tee for the collection. Hi Pat! 👋🏿 you fat, welfare, nigger child. I paid in cash. Good luck finding me (as if it’d make a difference).

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They still look hawt.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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You don’t pay for a polaroid picture with waitresses at any other restaurants but I do mostly agree with you. I’d never go there with my mom though. Eating their with your whole family seems weird.
Oddly enough, my chick *cue tough jim norton pic in leather jacket* has suggested we go there for big games she has heard about because it's so close to our place.

She's from South America, so I don't think she even realizes they are dressed provocatively because girls back home dress like Hooters girls when they go to Church.

ha ha holee shit
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Oddly enough, my chick *cue tough jim norton pic in leather jacket* has suggested we go there for big games she has heard about because it's so close to our place.

She's from South America, so I don't think she even realizes they are dressed provocatively because girls back home dress like Hooters girls when they go to Church.

ha ha holee shit
Shoulda gotten a fawkin bikini tini brotherman!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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There’s a hooters down in AC that I’ll go to when I’m down there gambling and drinking and it’s good for that. Can’t see going to a “neighborhood” Hooters often. I remember going years ago to one near me and hearing dirty looking older guys asking the hostess if like 3-4 different girls were on that day to get in their section because they’re such a regular and it was sad.
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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Hooters of Ontario, California. Tried to buy a tee for the collection, but they’re out of my size. I’ll be back tho. Fawk yeah! 🍻🦉🦉


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Ps. The bartender looks like a Latina Kylie Minogue. Super fucking cute. I think she likes me.
Nigga she's trained to pretend to like you so you can give her money.

Please don't be a retard.
 
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