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WWAW corny self-indulgent bullshit that ages worse with every year

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Just watch the original classics.
Yuh, whuzz wrawng wid da chop sockey we got? The kungfu flicks we got watch pretty gud, don't they? I ain't never heard nobody complain about the martial arts movies we have. They watch pretty gud. Run Run Shaw. Uh, whuzz da name of summadem other directors, Shaw and who else? John Woo. Lam Nai Choi. They direct pretty gud, don't they?
 

Ronnie G

Looschen up folksch
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You nailed it. I'll admit I saw both parts in the theater, but I was also a teen who just thought it was cool to see a rated R movie without adults.

I remember going to my friend's house years later and his cousins hadn't seen it, so everyone was gathered around watching the DVD; I walked in where that classic siren noise plays and the camera shows close-ups of the characters. It made me cringe and I told them I couldn't watch it with them, so I went to a different room and played the newly released Oblivion instead.
 

DMAN

"DMANIAC" IN YOUR USER TITLE TO SHOW RESPECT
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Performative young women who want you to see them having dramatic emotions so they can manipulate yours. The way they isolate themselves immediately when you don't baby them is hilarious.
 
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