WWAW Club Soda Kenny being a BIG FAMOUS LEAD ACTOR STAR?

[THE D]

Lol Stupid Anthony discarded by TWO leading man A Listers.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Kenny is a great personal assistant. But that's all he is. He's very good at getting oatmeal and booking hotel rooms. His job at O&A was to be Opie's paid bitchboy. He was nobody's boss. A paid Daddy for little children.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M GOING TO PASS OUT!!!!! WAHHHHHHH! IT'S SO HARD TO WORK HALF A DAY FROM A CHAIR, WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"There there, G.H., here's your Oatie-woaties. Aren't they num num?"

"Thanks, Kenny. Can you go to my apartment and get my rollerblades? I want to skate home today."

"Sure thing, G.H.!!"

Terrifying guy, lemme tell ya. The way he'd go to Duane Reade for Jimmy's Mucinex. Frightening.

You were an intern. The nerve of this fucking guy. The only reason opie anthony and jimmy knew your name was because you could pick out a ripe banana.

 

[BenDovid]

You were an intern. The nerve of this fucking guy. The only reason opie anthony and jimmy knew your name was because you could pick out a ripe banana.

lmao, is that why you think I was hired? I was a good banana picker outer? Mensa level shit in here all day every day.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

lmao, is that why you think I was hired? I was a good banana picker outer? Mensa level shit in here all day every day.

I don't know who hired you but I know it wasn't opie anthony or jimmy doing those interviews directly. Steve or the company may have hired you for your producing skills but to O&A you were bagel boy and after impressing them because you could walk and breathe at the same time they still didn't know your name from the other interns for months. Now go get me a bagel BOY!

 

[Stent]

Like all Bill Burr's work, it should've been half as long and twice as funny. Colin should've been there to advise on how humor works.

 

[BenDovid]

I don't know who hired you

No shit. You don't know anything fucking retard. That's why you guess at shit while I know it.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

No shit. You don't know anything fucking retard. That's why you guess at shit while I know it.

I know you have the gentile touch to pick out a crisp apple for Jim.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Kenny's pfg in my book just for manhandling Anthony out of that comedy club. I wanna hire him to just stand at the foot of my driveway and greet my neighbors every morning.

 

[BenDovid]

I know you have the gentile touch to pick out a crisp apple for Jim.

Are you trying to dunk on me for doing intern things in 2004?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Are you trying to dunk on me for doing intern things in 2004?

So you were hired to get food for them as your duties. I thought you wern't hired for that.

 

[BenDovid]

So you were hired to get food for them as your duties. I thought you wern't hired for that.

You just want to argue and say whatever is the opposite of what I say right?

Every intern has gotten food at one point. Every last one. If you too fucking stupid to get a coffee order correctly, how can you possibly be trusted to do anything else.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

You just want to argue and say whatever is the opposite of what I say right? Neat.

This arguement is as fresh as the fruit you picked out so you have to wait a while before doing your flip flopping.

 

[BenDovid]

This arguement is as fresh

Son, you're talking about a banana I picked out in 2004. What other retarded minutia did you memorize about me. Fawkin' got me so hard. lol.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Son, you're talking about a banana I picked out in 2004. What other retarded minutia did you memorize about me. Fawkin' got me so hard. lol.

Should have thought about that when they brought those sluts in studio then

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

lmao, is that why you think I was hired? I was a good banana picker outer? Mensa level shit in here all day every day.

All you did was google shit and take stories from Digg.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Kenny is a great personal assistant. But that's all he is. He's very good at getting oatmeal and booking hotel rooms. His job at O&A was to be Opie's paid bitchboy. He was nobody's boss. A paid Daddy for little children.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M GOING TO PASS OUT!!!!! WAHHHHHHH! IT'S SO HARD TO WORK HALF A DAY FROM A CHAIR, WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"There there, G.H., here's your Oatie-woaties. Aren't they num num?"

"Thanks, Kenny. Can you go to my apartment and get my rollerblades? I want to skate home today."

"Sure thing, G.H.!!"

Terrifying guy, lemme tell ya. The way he'd go to Duane Reade for Jimmy's Mucinex. Frightening.

Jim is an infuriating diva.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Video was PFG.

 

[PogromStallone]

Bill Burr isn't a bad director.

I take it you haven't seen Old Dads?