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Saddam Hussein

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Writing all that out actually pissed me off. Most people genuinely disgust me. I've said it a bunch and it probably makes me a "nazi" or whatever but there's something wrong with everyone who's not like me. I'll be fucked if I'm going to spend my life being afraid.

None of these pussies have a realistic view of themselves in their own heads either. I remember my one buddy (who is particularly a coward in general) talking about the Larry Nasser shit and being like "I would've fucking killed the guy." No, guy who's never won a fight, you wouldn't. You'd want to but then you'd weigh the options of throwing away your life and leaving your daughter without a father or letting the law deal with it and you wouldn't do anything but scream and cry and be like "How could this happen to ME". That is, if he'd even put himself on the line in the first place, which he never would in a million years.

These are the people who assume they could just take to the wilderness. People who literally can't do anything for themselves. People who can't live without fast food and microwaves. People who can't retain any information and need a youtube video walking them through any simple task EVERY time they do it. I'd rather get fucking nuked than feel like I'm dying a slow death anyways just from suffering idiots.
This rings true. I’m not against guns really but the argument of “I need them in case of a tyrannical government” is so laughable. Everyone agrees the government now is inhumane and needs to be changed in major. However the guys offering that argument about guns are doing the same thing we all: sitting on the couch. If they really believed in that tyrannical government shit, they’d be currently, at this present moment using their guns to throw off the tyrants.

People are addicted to comfort. The idea of living in the woods, being shot at and having limited rations for more than a few days is unbearable for 99% of the population. Nobody will do for all of our lifetimes. Maybe once the resources run out (food, gas etc) then we’ll see something but we’ve still got a few generations until that happens and we’ll all be dead. Until then, it’s sitting on the couch, acting like a tough guy for everyone.
 

Dennyislife

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This rings true. I’m not against guns really but the argument of “I need them in case of a tyrannical government” is so laughable. Everyone agrees the government now is inhumane and needs to be changed in major. However the guys offering that argument about guns are doing the same thing we all: sitting on the couch. If they really believed in that tyrannical government shit, they’d be currently, at this present moment using their guns to throw off the tyrants.

People are addicted to comfort. The idea of living in the woods, being shot at and having limited rations for more than a few days is unbearable for 99% of the population. Nobody will do for all of our lifetimes. Maybe once the resources run out (food, gas etc) then we’ll see something but we’ve still got a few generations until that happens and we’ll all be dead. Until then, it’s sitting on the couch, acting like a tough guy for everyone.
Literally turning off the power and waiting for the population to come to you for assistance is all a evil government would need to do to control people. Most the planet is unarmed it's only Americans who think guns are keeping them from the people they vote in from trying to kill or contain them in some way.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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These are the people who assume they could just take to the wilderness. People who literally can't do anything for themselves. People who can't live without fast food and microwaves. People who can't retain any information and need a youtube video walking them through any simple task EVERY time they do it. I'd rather get fucking nuked than feel like I'm dying a slow death anyways just from suffering idiots.

There's only one type of prepper more embarrassing than the type of person you're describing here. I think you know who I mean :image_9248:
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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This rings true. I’m not against guns really but the argument of “I need them in case of a tyrannical government” is so laughable. Everyone agrees the government now is inhumane and needs to be changed in major. However the guys offering that argument about guns are doing the same thing we all: sitting on the couch. If they really believed in that tyrannical government shit, they’d be currently, at this present moment using their guns to throw off the tyrants.

People are addicted to comfort. The idea of living in the woods, being shot at and having limited rations for more than a few days is unbearable for 99% of the population. Nobody will do for all of our lifetimes. Maybe once the resources run out (food, gas etc) then we’ll see something but we’ve still got a few generations until that happens and we’ll all be dead. Until then, it’s sitting on the couch, acting like a tough guy for everyone.
I actually do spend a bunch of time in the bush and I do camping trips and shit. Once It got to the point that I can't just instantly get clean drinking water, that'd be enough for me to be like "fuck this" and shoot myself in the head. Imagine waking up thirsty as fuck, realizing you have nothing to drink and it'll be like an hour long process to get a cup of water.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Yeah, it was made by the same kike that wormed his way into Homestar Runner. Name is Craig Zobel or some shit. It had a POWERFUL WAMEN who was stronger and a better fighter than all the REDNECKS even though she wasn't even supposed to be there!

Watching new movies is for fags, just read the plot summary on Wikipedia and go golfing or something instead.
I remember hearing about and some Ben Shapiro social media conservative upset over it but it didn’t make much money and was quickly forgotten.
 

chocolatehellhole

In A Relationship
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I actually do spend a bunch of time in the bush and I do camping trips and shit. Once It got to the point that I can't just instantly get clean drinking water, that'd be enough for me to be like "fuck this" and shoot myself in the head. Imagine waking up thirsty as fuck, realizing you have nothing to drink and it'll be like an hour long process to get a cup of water.
Aww, baby boy doesn't know how perform basic filtration? Never heard of distillation, dunce? Get that toe trigger attachment ready because 2025 is coming quick.
 

Sue2

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This rings true. I’m not against guns really but the argument of “I need them in case of a tyrannical government” is so laughable. Everyone agrees the government now is inhumane and needs to be changed in major. However the guys offering that argument about guns are doing the same thing we all: sitting on the couch. If they really believed in that tyrannical government shit, they’d be currently, at this present moment using their guns to throw off the tyrants.

People are addicted to comfort. The idea of living in the woods, being shot at and having limited rations for more than a few days is unbearable for 99% of the population. Nobody will do for all of our lifetimes. Maybe once the resources run out (food, gas etc) then we’ll see something but we’ve still got a few generations until that happens and we’ll all be dead. Until then, it’s sitting on the couch, acting like a tough guy for everyone.
The second amendment was the worst thing to happen to Americans because it placated us. Look at somewhere like France. They get threatened with a social security age raise and they start setting the streets on fire and having farmers dump cow shit in the police stations. Because they know thats the only way they can protest. But Americans don’t because each time the government takes an inch they go “Well thats not that bad! I’ll wait for them to take a mile and then i’ll REALLY show them!”.

Even in a scenario where the government took that mile and the people were so fed up there is simply no way to fight the government. They would legitimately send tanks down to crush us and then use the news to paint protestors as terrorrists. Why wouldn’t they? They’re an evil, all controlling, oppressive government but would draw the line at attacking their own citizens, who are also taking up arms? Sureee…

Plus nobody realizes individual Americans aren’t granted the right to take up arms against tyranny. The “militia” being referenced in the amendment is…wait for it…the fucking national guard which is obviously controlled by the government, even if it is a civilian force. And as we can all guess facebook boomers who threaten civil war over tyranny aren’t part of the national guard and are thus not authorized to lawfully take up arms.
 

Imager

Everything has been shitificated
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The second amendment was the worst thing to happen to Americans because it placated us. Look at somewhere like France. They get threatened with a social security age raise and they start setting the streets on fire and having farmers dump cow shit in the police stations. Because they know thats the only way they can protest. But Americans don’t because each time the government takes an inch they go “Well thats not that bad! I’ll wait for them to take a mile and then i’ll REALLY show them!”.
I've been very mixed with your takes recently but I really like this one.

Guns are more of a consumer good. Trying using one to defend yourself and see what happens if you're White and shoot a Black home invader.
 

Sue2

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Guns are more of a consumer good. Trying using one to defend yourself and see what happens if you're White and shoot a Black home invader.
Exactly. But not only a consumer good but a cultural cornerstone. The second amendment worked in the 1800’s when the National Guard was made up of average people along the coasts who owned guns who were basically there to be Americas first line of defense (considering how long info would take to get back to DC or the capitol and thus send the military.) But now a days the National Guard obviously acts as just another enforcement arm of the Federal gov., ala the police and military.

If you and a group of like 500 guys attempted some Hitler or Mussolini esque coup attempt where you marched down to the capitol with arms you’d be hung for treason. And it’s crazy because people don’t even envision the same peaceful handing over of the government by THREAT of arms, it’s just straight to “Well we gotta start chopping politicians heads off”. And if the former is treason then thats like ultra treason, you’re being sent to Guantanamo.

But people don’t understand that and thats why you have random 40 year old dudes who do crossfit and live in Idaho thinking they could take on the US government in a violent struggle and not only face 0 opposition but 0 consequences. Second amendment, bro.
 

Saddam Hussein

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If you and a group of like 500 guys attempted some Hitler or Mussolini esque coup attempt where you marched down to the capitol with arms you’d be hung for treason.
The American version of that is so much more pathetic. The Nazi SA was full of PTSD stricken WWI veterans capable of taking on the police in Germany. Their equivalent in 2020s America are essentially a bunch of Joe Cumias. Larping, unhealthy old men who talk tough online but will do nothing but watch Fox News when push comes to shove. Their “attempt” on January 6th was one of the funniest events of all time. One of the people who died had a heart attack from tazing himself in the nuts; this is the caliber of person who imagines themselves standing tall against a US Army Apache Helicopter
 
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