WWAW Chicago

[Antwan Kumiya]

One of my best friends moved there recently and loves it. He was originally just going to stay until he gets another promotion but now he’s looking to stick around and buy a place. But he is also a big money banker type (yes, half Jewish) so he doesn’t live by the riff raff.

I’m gonna go visit him soon when I get some time.

Also, I actually like deep dish. And I’ve always wanted to try one of those Chicago Italian Beef sandwich things. Those look like I’d like them.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Chicago just makes me think of Chief Keef (trigger warning: niggers and coon tunes)

 

[Steve Ramone]

I worked there for a bit. Whatever that big chain pizza place is sucks.

 

[fenrir]

Chicago just makes me think of Chief Keef (trigger warning: niggers and coon tunes)

And Chief Keef makes me think of that cringe documentary where some nerd hipster tries to hang with Keef and his hoodrat friends in Northfield:



Even the suburbs aren't safe.

 

[Coonskin]

The institute of art and design is kinda cool

Also museum of science and industry

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Overrated shithole.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Their accent sucks.

 

[Hello Oneal!]

Deep dish eat pretty gud

An all timer bit

 

[Toast]

1. Italian Beef - I never realized that these didn't exist outside Chicagoland till I was in my 30's.
2. Keep your head on a swivel
3. Make sure your hotel room has view of lake/Navy pier for the fireworks if you're with chicks/children. I think they run them every Saturday night.

 

[Suetonius]

I went there for a week, all i did was ride the CTA like a retard. Can confirm i didnt get raped robbed or killed by niggers and i only had one homeless guy harass me.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

You can say nigger there and mean it.

 

[johnnynoname]

Peter Cetera's "Chicago" isn't really Chicago

 

[aRTie02150]

I got a free haircut there once at one of the barber colleges there. The nigga wouldn't even take a tip and did a really good job.

 

[johnnynoname]

nigga

this Irwin from The adventures of Billy and Mandy nigga