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Wwaw biggest sporting event in America this year?

Voscabulary

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao

all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
 
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Voscabulary said:
football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao

all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
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And yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.

I think because the Caribbean can't really host all the games easily they decided to chase the ex pat Indians and Pakistani US money
 
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Dennyislife said:
And yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.

I think because the Caribbean can't really host all the games easily they decided to chase the ex pat Indians and Pakistani US money
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I didnt wanna say anything, I've already told enough sassters they're retarded...thank you for your service.
 
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2Shirts1Egg2 said:
In most of the old British Commonwealth countries, cricket is all that matters because they wanted to beat the empire at it. Austrailia is the only one with a decent football side.
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A lot of commonwealth places play rugby too. Never heard of a Indian side yet tiny islands have a history of it.
 
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Voscabulary said:
football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao

all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
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