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Wtf is it with Cumias and rambling social media posts?

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I used to sleep on my stomach but my wife kept putting her dick in my asshole.
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It's the least rapeable sleeping position. People think sleeping on your back is and then BOOM they wake up getting their dick sucked by a man.
If I ever woke up to my dick getting sucked, I just wouldn’t open my eyes. Can’t be gay if I don’t know if it’s a dude, duuude.

Dawn should get some lessons from Joe on how to take a break and slow down, he’s been doing it for 30 years now. Of course, that would require one of her brothers returning her calls and why would they want to think about sad stuff????
 
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