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Anyone know what he's talking about? I'd prefer he write a suicide note, personally.
Also bonus content, religion is bad because of Star Trek, child.
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Anyone know what he's talking about? I'd prefer he write a suicide note, personally.
Also bonus content, religion is bad because of Star Trek, child.
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'grew up a straight white boy' Not so.
Does this fat dummy realize he is referencing actors in make-up, making-believe?
Nice idiotic pontificating, stupid.
Does this fat dummy realize he is referencing actors in make-up, making-believe?
Nice idiotic pontificating, stupid.
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More oinking about his dad
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I'm not a big religious guy, but.....
ooopsie doodles....
ooopsie doodles....
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Even when acknowledging his status as a straight white male and the privilege that comes with it, Fat has to be "one of the good ones." And he tied it into fucking faggot star trek, of course.
It exemplifies what Fat thinks the formula is for a viral tweet. Mock white Christians, assure them you're one of the good white people, and wrap it all up in some nerd bullshit. I look forward to the minimal engagement and self retweeting later tonight.
It exemplifies what Fat thinks the formula is for a viral tweet. Mock white Christians, assure them you're one of the good white people, and wrap it all up in some nerd bullshit. I look forward to the minimal engagement and self retweeting later tonight.
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He probably thinks its time for the world to hear his unfunny "comedy" again. Sounds like he is just going to use the same jokes that he bombed with years ago intead of actually trying to write something funny. This is the half assed shit pat does with everything. Went to a open mic and got envious, so he figuires he will try it again and uses material from 5 years ago that failed just so he can try to get a spot. Id love to see a few current sets of him bombing.
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Standup Pat is Back-- bringing back some of the classics...
"TEPID applause... alright, alright, alright"
He went a atleast a minute without a punchline. Pat Tomlinson is BACK, CHILDREN!
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Also a real possibility, Mama Raven and the Clown were so shit parents they brainwashed their child with retardation against (literally everyone else)
What's that thing about families, when you smell shit on your family's boots all day.
Oh yeah
Everyone one else stepped in some shit..
What's that thing about families, when you smell shit on your family's boots all day.
Oh yeah
Everyone one else stepped in some shit..
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My roommate doesn't post here but knows the fatrick lore at this point and suggested an interesting theory the other day...
Maybe Papa Clown walked out on Fat or had a 2nd family or something. Mama Raven would tell Fat that his dad was a secret agent or hauling a big rig across the country or teaching black children how to aim their guns straight and he'd buy it despite reality suggesting the contrary. His dad walking out on him could also explain how easy it was for him to walk out on Annabelle. An odd theory, but I thought it had merit. Especially with how little we know about Tommy Tomlinson
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Sulu said Fatrick sucks more cock than he does.
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He is rambling about old star trek and his dad to the 11 people that kinda follow him. Cant wait for his suit to come crashing down.
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You're spiraling, child.
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No, Patrick, not "literally everyone else."
You don't get to decide what words mean just because you're fat and dimwitted.
You don't get to decide what words mean just because you're fat and dimwitted.
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"Star Trek made me hate the well intentioned church ladies who had the nerve to wish me a blessed day, those fucking cunts. That's how open-minded and special I am, child."
Nice heartwarming story, stupid.
Nice heartwarming story, stupid.
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This is his big plan to keep getting Niki's mom to pay for his "creativity" so he doesn't have to get a real job. He probably oinked away at how popular his tweets were and how easy it would be to start a standup career by simply saying them on stage. But in the meantime, before he's headlining comedy clubs, Niki's mom can keep paying him to slouch around all day saying "bzzt wrong" to people on twitter. You know, to expand his brand.
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" Internet trolls...Am I right?"
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and to think, if twitter existed Pat's dad would've never done those monstrosities!
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This will be his entire set since he’s been home alone for years and doesn’t know how to relate to actual adults. In his mind everyone deals with trolls that prevent them from their insane tweeting. In his stupid mind he’s fighting Nazi’s and other evils while being unemployed on a couch. His life is a dying social media platform, child." Internet trolls...Am I right?"