"Wrong child. You missed what the Judge said"

[guest]

She looks like she would clean up good though. I mean if she wasn't married to a total bum loser, and she actually gave a fuck about her life. I could totally imagine her after about a year of the depression meds, going to the gym thrice a week, eating better and wearing makeup... And in my mind she's not looking that bad.

Also let me add to that: and because fat chick Patrick is a beta male with a micro penis I bet you her pussy is tighter than a boy named Sue's rectum.

 

[guest]

She looks like she would clean up good though. I mean if she wasn't married to a total bum loser, and she actually gave a fuck about her life. I could totally imagine her after about a year of the depression meds, going to the gym thrice a week, eating better and wearing makeup... And in my mind she's not looking that bad.

good thread idea btw.

Photoshop niki to see her true potential. I recall a dude here had a handsome Jim Norton avi, you'd have appreciated that one.

 

[guest]

Also let me add to that: and because fat chick Patrick is a beta male with a micro penis I bet you her pussy is tighter than a boy named Sue's rectum.

This one?

 

[guest]

This one? View attachment 22335

Why you gotta make me all horny at 540 in the morning?

 

[Meownaw]

Yesssssssssssss child. Nice exaggerated supervillain from a children's show, stupid.

 

[guest]

Why you gotta make me all horny at 540 in the morning?

Sue is a cutie.

 

[guest]

Sue is a cutie.

I unironically enjoy her. Like I've said before, she's hotter than some of the legit women I've been with.

 

[guest]

I unironically enjoy her. Like I've said before, she's hotter than some of the legit women I've been with.

Definitely the face is cute. What I'm saying is I would like a bj from her.

 

[guest]

Yesssssssssssss child. Nice exaggerated supervillain from a children's show, stupid.

"butttttt. of course. chayyel...this. deliberately. halting. staccato. speech-pattern is working aT intimidaTing Josiah, chawoughild. This? This is the cadence of some-one. who. will. enjooooi wut happens. to. you niezxT."

 

[guest]

Definitely the face is cute. What I'm saying is I would like a bj from her.

I'm willing to go full throttle with her. I'd do everything but catch.

I'd like to smash that face to face... Legs wrapped around my waist looking dead in my eyes while her little pecker flopped around. I'd show her why tattooed Spanish boys do it better than shock jock grandmas.

 

[guest]

I'm willing to go full throttle with her. I'd do everything but catch.

I'd like to smash that face to face... Legs wrapped around my waist looking dead in my eyes while her little pecker flopped around. I'd show her why tattooed Spanish boys do it better than shock jock grandmas.

Niki, you reading this? When it is easier to objectify Sue Lightning than yourself...girl you are a mess.

 

[guest]

Niki, you reading this? When it is easier to objectify Sue Lightning than yourself...girl you are a mess.

Stop
STAAAHP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!

 

[Meownaw]

Sue took the ribbing and exposure like an adult with grace and humility. Pig and Nana could learn a thing or two.

 

[guest]

Sue took the ribbing and exposure like an adult with grace and humility. Pig and Nana could learn a thing or two.

Ive still got a ribbing I'd LOVE to give Sue...

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I truly believe that Patrick has 0 recollection of this interaction. It’s the side of his narcissism that is tasked with protecting his delicate, paper thin ego.

 

[guest]

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How dem apples huh fatty? You were wrong not Josiah

He’s an actual sociopath. It’s amusing but at the same time kind of depressing that an an actual human being exists like this. He’s fat, too.

 

[guest]

He’s an actual sociopath. It’s amusing but at the same time kind of depressing that an an actual human being exists like this. He’s fat, too.

I don't know if y'all ever took Somas before they were banned, but piggy always talks like he just popped a handful of them.

 

[guest]

I don't know if y'all ever took Somas before they were banned, but piggy always talks like he just popped a handful of them.

He’s a fucking alcoholic and talks like I would when I was a 21 y/o bomb case that would drink four pints of liquor and at least a case of beer a day and not remember a thing. I never threatened people’s families though because I’m not a child molester like him.

Doing the same thing in your forties while also constantly inhaling grease drenched bar food is not much better than bathing with a toaster oven.

Not that I hope you’re considering that, you fucking faggot.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I think I'll give this a try when I'm asked for an update at work today

"Do we have the Generac circulating heater repaired yet?"

"Shhhhhhhhhh ssshhhhhhhhhhh sshhhhhhhh. Your mouth is making these sounds but you have nothing to say, oil company child.'

 

[Harry Powell]

She looks like she would clean up good though. I mean if she wasn't married to a total bum loser, and she actually gave a fuck about her life. I could totally imagine her after about a year of the depression meds, going to the gym thrice a week, eating better and wearing makeup... And in my mind she's not looking that bad.

@ChicopeeChip has done some good mock-ups of this scenario