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Would you seduce Niki if you had the chance?

Would you seduce Niki


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porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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I swear to everything holy, I missed the whole thing as I was doing my first bid in the old country, the day I get out, I was thanking ghostofabevigoda on being a new mod while you guys were updating me, and the sub got nuked. We retreated to r/scorch then that got nuked and I lost you guys.
Top 3 bits for you to catch up on:

Apostlegate + Josiah
BDA saga
Pats first swatting audio

I still can't believe you guys had him defending himself on YouTube over claims of grinding negroid children into pepporini. Just as funny to me as the killa kuhn and people's court sagas.

The BDA saga had it entered into court transcripts. (audio and text available)
 
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Top 3 bits for you to catch up on:

Apostlegate + Josiah
BDA saga
Pats first swatting audio



The BDA saga had it entered into court transcripts. (audio and text available)
I heard the audio/video, when he was shrieking at the female 👮‍♀️. I then saw his post where he was describing his family's valient prowess during WW2. The irony wasn't lost on me. And this guy wants to take on the Russians. What a joke.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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Imagine how many gross homeless people she's fucked behind the dumpster at hoolies.

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#RIPKang
 
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She'd have to gain another 150-200 pounds before @n64 would even consider doing anything with Niki. (He likes ugly chubby bitches you see...based on pictures he posted on his profile)
 

Petworth dude

An honourable sperg.
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I was a member of the old sub. Got in trouble and lost contact with my comrades for the last several years. Glad to be back and make your acquaintance.
Welcome back, brotherman. Cryptic Web Chronicles is a great Youtube channel that will help you get up to speed on what's been going on:

 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Ever since Patrick bragged that she's his cum dumpster she went from like a 3 to a 0.

I don't know why you'd want to but the fact she has herpes plus she fucked Patrick in his car at a Brewers game or whatever that story is means she'll fuck any faucet with a pulse. Imagine how many gross homeless people she's fucked behind the dumpster at hoolies.
I heard the night she fucked him at the brewers game was the same night he shit himself without even washing off.
 
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Welcome back, brotherman. Cryptic Web Chronicles is a great Youtube channel that will help you get up to speed on what's been going on:

#1) She was Hewaaa
#2) If she's a girl we'll name her Tracy after her mom, that way she can grow up to be a cocksucking slob just like her mom.

Thanks, Jack. I'll check it out after I spend some time with my family.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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The milk has gone bad. Not worth putting in any effort for that when there are younger better looking women. This only going by looks, Id imagine a conversation would solidify that she is a dud. Even if it was last call and she was the only woman left in the bar. Id still pass.
 
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