Would you seduce Niki if you had the chance?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pros:
Another big fat hilarious L for PIG

Cons:
She smells and doesn’t brush her teeth
You’d be eskimo brothers with PIG
She probably has a disgusting crusty asshole

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[Honey Badger]

I’m on the fence on whether she’s a freak or a compete starfish in bed. Regardless, I bet she queefs a lot

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No, she looks like she smells and doesn’t bathe often due to her low self esteem and depression.

 

[whippinghuskies]

You just know she's got a stank roast beef pussy, but I would because she's a self-loathing Midwestern pig whore who'd definitely let you piss in her mouth and thank you

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She has herpes and told Pat everyone has it so it’s not a big deal he has it now.

 

[whippinghuskies]

She has herpes and told Pat everyone has it so it’s not a big deal he has it now.

I also have herpes, but I unknowingly contracted it from the granddaughter of an SS officer. Pat got burnt by the second woman he ever had sex with. After his first outbreak he cried in the shower.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I’m on the fence on whether she’s a freak or a compete starfish in bed. Regardless, I bet she queefs a lot

She does not look like a women who has consistent sex

 

[HH Brother]

Have you seen Sue Lightingster? Case closed.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I originally said yes, but I switched it to no. Doesn’t she use Chinese lube? That on top of the smell issue pushes her into the fucking repulsive category. Automatic no

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

She has herpes and told Pat everyone has it so it’s not a big deal he has it now.

Lol i had a girl tell me she had it once. I told her sorry, cant do it. Her response was something like "well if youve had sex with more than 6 people you probably have it."

 

[Imager]

Cons:
She probably has a disgusting crusty asshole

I don't understand this one. What's the downside of this example?

 

[StlakerFatti]

As a goof, yes. But I wouldn't do the full PCJ bit, who saved two innocent lives with his actions by the way. Rest in Peace.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I also have herpes, but I unknowingly contracted it from the granddaughter of an SS officer. Pat got burnt by the second woman he ever had sex with. After his first outbreak he cried in the shower.

Are you THE whippinghuskies? I thought you were dead!

 

[quasi101]

I’m on the fence on whether she’s a freak or a compete starfish in bed. Regardless, I bet she queefs a lot

she's been on ssris for a decade according to pat. take that as you will.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Ever since Patrick bragged that she's his cum dumpster she went from like a 3 to a 0.

I don't know why you'd want to but the fact she has herpes plus she fucked Patrick in his car at a Brewers game or whatever that story is means she'll fuck any faucet with a pulse. Imagine how many gross homeless people she's fucked behind the dumpster at hoolies.

 

[whippinghuskies]

Are you THE whippinghuskies? I thought you were dead!

Yup I'm the lentil soup guy. No did a two year bid for assault and narcotics. Moved back to NYC with wife and kids. Hate it here, but I finally found you rascals again. The last time I was on the sub was the day I got out of jail for my first bid in Spain, Abe Vigoda had become the mod, and that homosexual haircutted lesbian literally got it shut down. I lost track of you guys and got in trouble again. I actually was looking at the dassabesso clip and stinks directed members of the old sub here. Glad to be back, Jack.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yup I'm the lentil soup guy. No did a two year bid for assault and narcotics. Moved back to NYC with wife and kids. Hate it here, but I finally found you rascals again. The last time I was on the sub was the day I got out of jail for my first bid in Spain, Abe Vigoda had become the mod, and that homosexual haircutted lesbian literally got it shut down. I lost track of you guys and got in trouble again. I actually was looking at the dassabesso clip and stinks directed members of the old sub here. Glad to be back, Jack.

Glad you’re alive and well and out of jail. Welcome back to the show.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

She looks like she smells like rotten cheese.

 

[DominusOdium]

No way in hell.