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Would you rather:

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I feel like my Twitter poll was better.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Is Patrick there while I eat his shitty Welli? Regardless it's a no either way.
I'm going mindless chatter about sexing ducks and souvenir spoons
That sounds kind of refreshing actually
 

DMbA

get your hand off my penis💢
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i think i will die if i have to eat the beefy
 

BoqsDiaperHat

Boq sucks coq
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Eat a Beef Wellington prepared by Patrick (at least half)

Attend one of Ade’s yard sales (you have to chat about the wares politely for at least half an hour and buy three items)
You might get lucky at the yard sale and score those comics Pat was crying about losing. Then you could taunt him endlessly on xitter.
 

Black Pat

Whacky nigster
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Nice poll, stupid. Also are you kidding? Would I rather spend 10 hours trying to down one of Patrick's monstrocities, or spend hours deciding on which of Annabelle's presents from Pat that I want to buy, it's a no brainer.
 
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The thing about eating the Wellington, is that isn't just about the poor taste, it's the physical edibility of it. It's like asking someone to eat a 2x4, I'm not sure it can be done without special tools.
 
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