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Would you rather be a chink or a street shitter?

Would ya?

  • Chink

  • Street shitter


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My name's Pat-reek, the Five-Ton Freak, child
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in College I was roommates with this Korean dude...both in the baseball team. Both had the same adidas cleats, size color etc. Once I wore his by mistake...when i returned i took them off, hoping dude didn't realize (i'd be mad if someone put my shoes on too). He didn't say anything. However the next day he made a purposeful point of wearing my cleats. I look at the shoes rack and my pair were gone for the day. Then afterward he returned and the incident was never spoken of.

Very autistic...I guess it was some chink 'feng shui' shit...but i wasn't gonna start a conflict out of it and it was my initial fault.

You have the same shoe size as a Chinaman? How tiny are your feet?
 

MilwaukeeStrangler

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in College I was roommates with this Korean dude...both in the baseball team. Both had the same adidas cleats, size color etc. Once I wore his by mistake...when i returned i took them off, hoping dude didn't realize (i'd be mad if someone put my shoes on too). He didn't say anything. However the next day he made a purposeful point of wearing my cleats. I look at the shoes rack and my pair were gone for the day. Then afterward he returned and the incident was never spoken of.

Very autistic...I guess it was some chink 'feng shui' shit...but i wasn't gonna start a conflict out of it and it was my initial fault.
This just sounds like you got punked by a chinaman
 
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