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WOULD YOU RATHER: (A) Accidentally run over and kill a small child who ran into the street, or (B) be Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Can the kid at least be black?
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He said accidentally.
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That kids gettin' greased.
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Either choice would torment me mentally. I’ll take the dirt-nap.
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Age?
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Can I better myself as Pat?
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That’s like dividing by zero
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Are we talking a white kid or one of those bargain bin ones?
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Do I get to have my brain?
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Being a sane person dropped into Pat’s life would be worse
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Either way you'd end up drinking yourself to death.
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Yeah, but you'd get to fuck Niki
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My work, visa and family life depends on not having a 1.2GPA with a D- in physics.
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I oughta not done that. He was jes a lil feller.
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Option A it is.
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Max sentence for vehicular manslaughter is 6 years. With no priors or no gross negligence, you’d do much less than that. Im taking the prison time.
I heard of someone doing only 1 year for killing someone while driving drunk, granted it was the 80s
I heard of someone doing only 1 year for killing someone while driving drunk, granted it was the 80s
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If the kid ran out into the street would the driver even be charged?
A guy who made the conscious decision to abandon his kid with full knowledge and forethought is a total piece of shit. A guy who accidentally hits a kid that runs out in front of him was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.