Would you do things to Aubrey Plaza?

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

She has strokes like every 2 weeks there's no way I'd touch her for fear of manslaughter she's fine from the belly button down

 

[guest]

?

I’d angrily adjust here Quirky! attitude.

 

[Zombie247]

I would give her, a good rogering. I like Aubrey.

 

[Toast]

if the Plaza is tastefully landscaped i would sit on a bench and enjoy it? Not sure where this Aubrey one is though.

 

[aRTie02150]

"God dammit Aubrey I'm sick of you throwing your used tampons in the trash bin next to the toilet."

*She gives you her stupid state and the crowd and Reddit erupts*

 

[aRTie02150]

Does that young guy at work cool with you now?

He immediately gets quiet when I enter his workspace and I can feel him looking nervously at me from the corner of his eye.

So I guess we're cool in my book.

 

[johnnynoname]

I came to this thread to see all the straight men talk about how they had to contemplate if they want to have sex with an attractive woman

 

[aRTie02150]

I came to this thread to see all the straight men talk about how they had to contemplate if they want to have sex with an attractive woman

I'd rather jerk off, thank you.

 

[johnnynoname]

I'd rather jerk off, thank you.

do it in the shower- it's less of a clean up

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He immediately gets quiet when I enter his workspace and I can feel him looking nervously at me from the corner of his eye.

So I guess we're cool in my book.

Dominance: ESTABLISHED

 

[HatRemovalService]

maybe kiss her? :)

 

[wbgreen]

She looks fine it's just that constant annoyed look that bugs me.

Liked in her Parks & Rec because she was a better looking Ellen Page. She's still better looking than Elliot Page, I don't care what anyone says.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I came to this thread to see all the straight men talk about how they had to contemplate if they want to have sex with an attractive woman

Not everyone is into middle aged women

 

[aRTie02150]

do it in the shower- it's less of a clean up

Clearly you've never came in the shower. It can make a mess depending on water temp.