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You wouldn't dare. No one believes you.
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Would you date a 19 year old?
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A while ago The DMAN would have unequivocally said it's no problem. But that is only because The DMAN had been very careful about his selections previously. He got a little carried away this time. She turned out to be a 19 year old with a 24 year old body and a 10 year old mind with whatever added psychological issues come with burf control, general female multiple personality disorder, and the typical me me me shit. Fawk.
Yeah it's cute the first time she says "I want McNuggets!!!" but after a while she starts to threaten you because you got her nuggets this time but didn't the last 2 times... Oof.
But The DMAN is always calculated. Cold. Careful. He documents reality in realtime. He's got the nugget receipts. He's got the texts. Ladies and gentlemen, he HAS the documents.
Yeah it's cute the first time she says "I want McNuggets!!!" but after a while she starts to threaten you because you got her nuggets this time but didn't the last 2 times... Oof.
But The DMAN is always calculated. Cold. Careful. He documents reality in realtime. He's got the nugget receipts. He's got the texts. Ladies and gentlemen, he HAS the documents.
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You mean would you sit and watch some 19 year old who always has their phone in their hand and be forced to watch shitty tiktoks that they find hilarious but they're not funny at all?
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Interestingly (for me at least) I could fuck a nearby gal tonight; I saw her earlier today & we've been texting (no pics yet, but I'll share if it happens) but I'm not sure... she keeps talking about her ex, we could definitely fuck but I don't wanna listen to that shit.
She's toight but doesn't look as good as she did in a hospital gown - It's probably funnier to not explain that.
I'll give some pros & cons but mix them up, you decide:
I dunno, she's obviously a bit fucking crazy & she lives uncomfortably close to where I am. I've had windows smashed by women before, & I get an ominous feeling about this one.
She's toight but doesn't look as good as she did in a hospital gown - It's probably funnier to not explain that.
I'll give some pros & cons but mix them up, you decide:
- she's my age (old bitch!)
- pretty nice body; ok tits, slim & nice thigh-gap
- no penis
- likes her drink & drugs
- lives locally
- seems interested in listening to my bullshit
- saw me looking pretty fucking rough when we first met
I dunno, she's obviously a bit fucking crazy & she lives uncomfortably close to where I am. I've had windows smashed by women before, & I get an ominous feeling about this one.
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The fact she mentions her boyfriend should put her on a pay no mind list. You should honestly spit in her face next time she mentions him.
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It is true that they are mentally regressed, but find me a women who doesn't have a childish mind and I will give you the lost treasures of AtlantisA while ago The DMAN would have unequivocally said it's no problem. But that is only because The DMAN had been very careful about his selections previously. He got a little carried away this time. She turned out to be a 19 year old with a 24 year old body and a 10 year old mind with whatever added psychological issues come with burf control, general female multiple personality disorder, and the typical me me me shit. Fawk.
Yeah it's cute the first time she says "I want McNuggets!!!" but after a while she starts to threaten you because you got her nuggets this time but didn't the last 2 times... Oof.
But The DMAN is always calculated. Cold. Careful. He documents reality in realtime. He's got the nugget receipts. He's got the texts. Ladies and gentlemen, he HAS the documents.
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19? Why are you asking me if I'd fuck a 17 year old? Sure, but 15 is really pushing it, she'd have to be the right kind of 13. I'll be picking up your 9 year old daughter next weekend.
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Nice 19yo thread derailment, pussyhound
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Can't say one way or another if it was the true mental illness or just typical child mentality, because sometimes it's indecipherable. But the point isn't that 19 year old pussy is bad, the point is that it might not be worth the hassle of constantly feeling like you're tending to a child, just to get sweet pussy...
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The DMAN doesn't want to be "challenged" by a "real woman." He WANTS to put his face directly in a 19 year old ass. But what comes with it makes you feel like a deranged abusive parent. Why not just stick the DFACE in a 21 year old ass and save the hassle?
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shit! I wasn't trying to humblebrag & was thinking about making a thread... but it just seemed not worth it's own thread, & kinda fit.
My bad
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The DMAN gets it.
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Being challenged is stupid and all struggle is meaningless.
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Thread is a no-brainer. You may as well have said "would you like to breathe air?". Would you date a 19 year old fat girl is more of a head scratcher.
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Not a chance in hell.
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Yeah there's no way a 19 year old would fuck you, I agree.
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Because of his rancid personality or because he’s 5”2?
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But she's british though. You left that con out