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Would ya?

mrchuckles69

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The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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Oh I've definitely had worse.

Fine. Would.

Wouldn't tell any of you, but would.
Quite the downgrade from your spouse. I'm sure frumpy in the OP would be honored to hear she's in the running.

I guess at the end of the day a hole is a hole.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Quite the downgrade from your spouse. I'm sure frumpy in the OP would be honored to hear she's in the running.

I guess at the end of the day a hole is a hole.

Oh, that Lass couldn't hold a candle to my wife.

That being said, I've taken some women home back in the day that we're definitely not tens, but they at least interested me enough that they were worth a try. You both knew you weren't going to marry each other but you were just looking for a mutually good time.

And that's the thing - women like her can be surprisingly very fun. Like a caged animal waiting to be unleashed.
 
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She’s not fat so that’s a huge plus. She’s ahead of the curve there.

She’s not going to beat the ugly look; but nothing is keeping her from the gym.

All she has to do is go to the gym, get a decent hair cut and put some make up on.

She would look better than most of Seattle.
 
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